His pick up lines for you

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Sweet, dirty, and lame...

1.

I know what's on the menu for tonight..... Me-N-U


2.

Can I borrow a kiss? .....I promise I'll give it back

3.

I'll be burger king and you'll be McDonald's. I'll have it my way....and you'll be lovin it

4.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got FINE written all over you

5.

There are twenty angels in the world. Eleven are playing, eight are sleeping and one is standing right in front of me

6.

It's a good thing I wore my gloves today...otherwise you'd be too hot to handle

7.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

8.

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line...

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