In a place no one has ever heard of, a cat that no one has ever heard of pads out from behind a tree, ruffling his gray pelt. His yellow eyes reflect the image of the forest that he is speaking to.
Bill Nye: Hello, young traveler. My name is Bill Nye the Science Kitty, and I am here to teach you some science! *smiles eagerly; starts padding away from the clearing in which he began.*
Bill Nye: I may be only a kitty— *wrinkles his nose at the word* —but I can teach you many things you don't know!
Astro: *pads out from behind a tree* Well, how about we start by saying that you kicked your dear brother—
Bill Nye: *in a dry voice* This is my younger brother, Astro. He seems to think that he can intrude into my book.
Astro: I have a pass to intrude into any book! *holds up a bright yellow ticket*
Bill Nye: *snatches the ticket and reads it, careful to check the fine text* Uggh, fine. But please don't bother my students. . . we are trying to learn not murder here!
Astro: *rolls his eyes* You're still mad about that?
Bill Nye: Of course I'm still mad that your stupid invention killed my—
Astro: Well, let's move on! *chuckles nervously*
Bill Nye: Fine. But get out of my book or I'll tell them the truth.
Astro: Deal! *flashes his bright yellow ticket and takes a one-way-train to A Ballad of Yellowfang and History.*
Bill Nye: *clears his throat* Anyways. . . We are in Sciencelandia, a place where cats can hide from the wicked reaches of the humans among the various biomes. Sciencelandia is populated by many sets of Clans that will help me help you— *pauses to gesture at you* —learn science!
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Bill Nye the Science Kitty
FanfictionBill Nye isn't a Clan cat; he's merely a loner who wanders across the cat-populated plains of Sciencelandia. But, when he stumbles upon the territories of the many Clans that live in Sciencelandia, he has a lot to learn-but so do you! ~ Cover by...
