Bill Nye looks in bad shape as he pads through a small clearing. His pelt is ragged, ungroomed, and his eyes are wild and dilated, delirious.
Bill Nye: He—hello? Is anyone out there? *lets out a soft whimper as he falls to his paws.*
Hydrogenpaw: I'm here.
Heliumpaw: What's wrong, strange rogue? Are you a kittypet?
Bill Nye: There are no Twolegs in Sciencelandia...
Lithiumfur: Are you sure you're okay? You look kind of sick. *flickers her tail at Berryliumshine.* come over here!
Berryliumshine: *pads up to her alongside Boronnose and Carbonleaf.* What's up?
Nitrogenpaw: *appears then disappears.*
Bill Nye: Why are there so many of you?
Oxygentail: Guys, I think we have a song for Bill...
Bill Nye: How do you know my name?
All Cats: There's Hydrogen and Helium, Then Lithium, Beryllium Boron, Carbon everywhere,Nitrogen all through the air With Oxygen so you can breathe And Fluorine for your pretty teeth Neon to light up the signs, Sodium for salty times MAGNESIUM, Aluminum Silicon PHOSPHORUS, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon POTASSIUM and Calcium so you'll grow strong SCANDIUM Titanium Vanadium and Chromium and MANGANESE This is the Periodic Table, Noble Gas are stable, Halogens and Alkali react aggressively Each period we'll see new outer shells While electrons are added moving to the right Iron is the 26 Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get Copper Zinc and Gallium Germanium and Arsenic Selenium and Bromine film While Krypton helps light up your room Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium Zirconium NIOBIUM Molybdenum Technetium RUTHENIUM Rhodium Palladium SILVER-WARE then Cadmium and Indium TIN-CANS, Antimony Then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and Barium is 56, and this is where the table splits Where lanthanides have just begun Lanthanum Cerium and Praseodymium Neodymium's next to, Promethium then 62, Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium, Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium HAFNIUM Tantalum Tungsten then we're on to RHENIUM, Osmium and Iridium PLATINUM, Gold to make you rich till you grow old MERCURY to tell you when it's really cold THALLIUM and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy POLONIUM Astatine would not be yummy RADON Francium will last a little time RADIUM then Actinides at 89 This is the Periodic Table, Noble Gas are stable, Halogens and Alkali react aggressively Each period we'll see new outer shells While electrons are to the right Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium Uranium Neptunium Plutonium Americium Curium Berkelium Californium Einsteinium Fermium Mendelevium Nobelium Lawrencium Rutherfordium Dubnium Seaborgium Bohrium Hassium then Meinerium Darmstadtium Roentgenium Copernicium Ununtrium Flerovium Ununpentium Livermorium Ununseptium Ununoctium And then we're done!!!
Bill Nye: *faints.*
Heliumpaw: *whispers.* What did we do...
Carbonleaf: Can we keep it?
Poloniumstar: Sure :D
Lithiumfur: What are we doing with it?
Poloniumstar: *pauses to think.* Why don't we just use it for advertisement and start a game show?
Lithiumfur: GREAT IDEA!
Rio: Go check out our new game, Guess the Element, which is obviously based off of Guess the Warrior.
This wasn't really meant to be a chapter.
Just an advertisement.
I totally don't have that song memorized ;P
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Bill Nye the Science Kitty
FanfictionBill Nye isn't a Clan cat; he's merely a loner who wanders across the cat-populated plains of Sciencelandia. But, when he stumbles upon the territories of the many Clans that live in Sciencelandia, he has a lot to learn-but so do you! ~ Cover by...
