Bill Nye: I swear this place couldn't get any weirder...
Echostar: So, uh, we've recently discovered e-cigarettes with catmint and we were wondering if you wanted to join us and make this experience way weirder
Bill Nye: I stand corrected
After far too much catmint inhaled into their systems, Echostar and Bill Nye began to search for new ways to replicate their higghhhhhhhh in tha skyyyyyyyyyy...
Bill Nye: Man, look a' this water, don't ya' just wanna... energise?
Physicstail: Are you looking to energise? So's the rest of the world! With brand new methods of finding power, there's no way the lights will go out
Echostar: *groaning* stop taking advantage of me, I'll buy anything at this point. Shoo
Physicstail: Really? Well, to buy the whole OTEC program, it'll cost you approximately... £45 million!
Bill Nye: What's that in real money?
Physicstail: Americans *rolls eyes*
Echostar: S'bit windy...
Physicstail: That's because of our new wind turbines! We installed those to use the wind to harness power from magnets and copper coils, but they're kind of an eyesore
Echostar: Don't worry, I did it
Physicstail: -_- charming
Bill Nye: *weary* why are you here... go'way
Physicstail: Ah, I'm here because we're running out of fossil fuels and need new ways to power the Earth. Cue!
Gaspaw: If you don't stop using me soon, I'll set a match and blow you all up!
Oilpaw: Seriously stop digging me out of the ocean I left to escape you peasants
Coalpaw: ... science says you won't actually run out of me for ages but I gotta get paid man like these demonstrations earn you quite a lot
Physicstail: See the gist of things?
Bill Nye: I'munna go now...
Physicstail: Have a good high!
~Catmint proved too much for Bill... pour soul. I am that piece of trash Hazel you see on CG sometimes cool thanks bye~
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Bill Nye the Science Kitty
FanfictionBill Nye isn't a Clan cat; he's merely a loner who wanders across the cat-populated plains of Sciencelandia. But, when he stumbles upon the territories of the many Clans that live in Sciencelandia, he has a lot to learn-but so do you! ~ Cover by...
