Bill Nye sighed to himself as he padded into RadiationClan territory, feeling ill as he stumbled across a scorching hot plain.
Bill Nye: I'm so exhausted! All that conducting really wore me out!
Wavedancer: *spots the tom* What are you doing on RadiationClan territory?
Bill Nye: Well, uh, I was hoping to possibly stop for the night and rest. . ?
Wavedancer: *narrows his eyes* Well, I don't think you've come to the right place. RadiationClan is full of the free spirits, and we don't take well to outsiders.
Bill Nye: Can I at least speak to your leader?
Wavedancer: I think Sunstar is in camp. . . follow me *starts padding away*
Bill Nye: *scrambles after him.*
Wavedancer: *pads into the camp* Alright, we're here. Welcome to RadiationClan camp!
Bill Nye: *looks around* Wow, you guys really are. . . free spirits.
Random Cat: *is settling into the dirt; there is no bush overhead for protection.*
RadiationClan: *is spread throughout the clearing without any sort of den.*
Wavedancer: Sunstar is resting in his nest. . . you'll find him quickly. He's the long-furred ginger. *disappears into the crowd.
Bill Nye: *desperately* No! I can't see into this crowd *bites back a sob*
Mystery Tom: Yo! *pads up to him* Do you wanna go hang, Diffusionpaw?
Bill Nye: My name's not—
Mystery Tom #2: *joins them* C'mon, Polarizedpelt. Sunstar said that we need to stop laying around and start working!
Polarizedpelt: But I was going to go hang with Diffusionpaw! *gestures at Bill Nye* He has been missing for like ten days.
Mystery Tom #2: First of all, that's not Diffusionpaw. Diffusionpaw died from heat stroke last moon! He was just laying around, being a mousebrain like you, and all the sun's rays that beamed down, travelling in the form of waves, just were soaked up by his dark fur. And if you want to be the only slacker in the Clan, go ahead. . . just don't pin any blame on me *rolls eyes and pads away.*
Polarizedpelt: Sorry; Solarbeam tends to be a bit grumpy whenever he's yelled at. Which tends to be quite often. He does have a white pelt, so he doesn't absorb the light frequencies and is often left cold, and cold-hearted.
Bill Nye: Uh, right. Can you take me to Sunstar? I need to ask him something.
Polarizedpelt: *rolls his eyes* Is this about your apprentice ceremony? Because, dude, we held a grieving ceremony when you went missing, and Sunstar told us to remember you as 'Diffusioneye'.
Bill Nye: I'm not Diffusionpaw—er, Diffusioneye! In case you weren't listening to whatever that other cat was, HE'S DEAD!
Polarizedpelt: Jeez, bro. . . who stuck a thorn in your nest?
Bill Nye: *sighs tiredly* Can you just take me to Sunstar?
Polarizedpelt: *rolls his eyes again* Suuure. Just look for the long-furred ginger tom. *pads away*
Bill Nye: NO! THAT IS NOT HELPFUL!
Bill Nye eventually left RadiationClan, barren of knowledge, and slept the night away beneath a rock.
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Bill Nye the Science Kitty
FanfictionBill Nye isn't a Clan cat; he's merely a loner who wanders across the cat-populated plains of Sciencelandia. But, when he stumbles upon the territories of the many Clans that live in Sciencelandia, he has a lot to learn-but so do you! ~ Cover by...
