Bill Nye looks around the bunch of blueberry bushes, waiting patiently for the next cat to come and interrogate him. He sits down, and waits....and waits....and waits.... Finally, a dark ginger she-cat with amber eyes comes through the trees.
Cherrypit: *walks into the clearing, singing* Don't worry, duh duh, duh duh, duh duh, be happy! Ooooo, oo oo--
Bill Nye: *coughs* Are you going to interrogate me?
Cherrypit: Why would I do that? *begins picking blueberries whilst singing* Ooooo, oo oo ooooo oo oo , Don't worry. ooo oo oo oo ooooo ooo ooooooooooo. Be happy! Oooo oo ooo oo oooooo. Don't worry, be happy!
Bill Nye: O.O
Cherrypit: Why did you say, 'oh period oh'?
Bill Nye: 0.0
Cherrypit: And now "zero point zero"?
Bill Nye: Oh, um, sorry. Where are we?
Cherrypit: Well, you are currently on ChainClan territrory.
Bill Nye: Wait WHAT? *quickly leaps behind Cherrypit*
Cherrypit: Well, now you're on VegetarianClan territory.
Bill Nye: Phew! Okay then...wait, WhatClan territory?
Cherrypit: VegetarianClan- or VegeClan, as the lazy Clans like to call it. We're vegetarians! Oh yeah, that means we don't eat prey.
Bill Nye: O.O
Cherrypit: And you're at it again with the "oh period oh"! What is wrong with you?
Bill Nye: *weakly* I've just...never heard of a cat that doesn't eat PREY. What do you eat?
Cherrypit: *suddenly enthusiastic* We eat blueberries, cherries, gooseberries, mulberries, raspberries, blackberries, strawberries, bilberries, lingonberries, bearberries, saskatoons, peaches, apples, plums, grapes, bananas--
Bill Nye: Waaaait a second! How the heck do you find bananas in here?
Cherrypit: *Points over*
Bill Nye: ...oh. *pauses awkwardly* What's your name? I don't think I got it.
Cherrypit: It's Cherrypit! For my red fur...and cause I LOVE cherries! Oo, and I love spitting out the pits.
Bill Nye: ...okay then... *pauses* Well, um, are you going to take me to your leader?
Cherrypit: Why would I do that? *quickly finishes picking the blueberries* Bye! The next Clan is that way!
There is a silence as Bill Nye just stands there, dumbfounded as Cherrypit just walks away. He suddenly shakes his head and fluffs out his fur, turning to the direction that the odd she-cat had gestured.
Bill Nye: *walking off* Well, that was weird....
Written by Ember, who has no clue whether that was funny or not...
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Bill Nye the Science Kitty
FanfictionBill Nye isn't a Clan cat; he's merely a loner who wanders across the cat-populated plains of Sciencelandia. But, when he stumbles upon the territories of the many Clans that live in Sciencelandia, he has a lot to learn-but so do you! ~ Cover by...
