Bill Nye wonders around for awhile, looking for another clan. A pretty silver she-cat jumps out from behind a bush, frightening him.
Bill: Woah! Who are you!
Saltpaw: What? Me? Oh, I'm Saltpaw. I'm from OceanClan. I think you want to speak to my mentor.
Coralclaw: *Comes out from behind bush*
Saltpaw: This is my mentor, Coralclaw! *stifles a giggle*
Coralclaw: What are you laughing at?
Saltpaw: *more stifled laughter* N-nothing.
Coralclaw: Good. Now who is this?
Saltpaw: I don't know. Who are you? *looks questioningly at Bill*
Bill: I am Bill Nye. I am traveling to each clan to learn all the sciences.
Coralclaw: Oh. Cherrypit told me about you. She's such an idiot.
Bill: Well actually she seemed quite nice...
Saltpaw: *nudges Bill* Don't fight with him.
Bill: So what can you guys tell me about science?
Coralclaw: Follow me. But don't think I like doing this.
Bill: *Follows the two cats but stops at the water*
Saltpaw: What are you waiting for?
Bill: Well, I just... I don't have gills...
Saltpaw: So?
Bill: So I can't breathe underwater.
Saltpaw: Oh. *pause* How about you use one of those twoleg things? What are they called? Snorkels? There's one over there, on the beach.
Bill: *Puts on snorkel
Coralclaw: What's taking you two so long?
Saltpaw: We're coming! *Dives into the water*
Bill: *Follows after Saltpaw*
Saltpaw: This is our camp!
Coralclaw: And this is a shark. Why don't you swim into its mouth?
Bill: I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Coralclaw: Yeah right.
Saltpaw: Ignore him. It's that time of the month.
Bill: ...
Saltpaw: ...
Bill: ...
Saltpaw: Anyway...
Bill: I think I should go now...
Saltpaw: That's probably a good idea.
Bill Nye swims back to shore. He spits out the snorkel and sits on the beach, waiting for his fur to dry.
~Written by Sushi~
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Bill Nye the Science Kitty
FanfictionBill Nye isn't a Clan cat; he's merely a loner who wanders across the cat-populated plains of Sciencelandia. But, when he stumbles upon the territories of the many Clans that live in Sciencelandia, he has a lot to learn-but so do you! ~ Cover by...
