His Biggest Hater

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[EATMYBYUNS]
Today

dumbo 3:03 AM
Aw do you actually care about me now?

eatmybyuns 3:03 AM
no i'm just curious

and jongdae really wants to know whether or not you're 83 or some young bachelor

dumbo 3:04 AM
20 questions?

eatmybyuns 3:04 AM
how about 10

dumbo 3:04 AM
Okay but even if they're dumb you have to answer them

eatmybyuns 3:05 AM
istg if you ask me about my kinks or some shit like that

dumbo 3:05 AM
;)))

I mean you suggested it,,,

eatmybyuns 3:05 AM
this was a bad idea

dumbo 3:05 AM
I'm joking kitten relax

eatmybyuns 3:06 AM
okay i'll start

what's with you and calling me animal names??

dumbo 3:06 AM
Animals are cute and I call people things that they remind me of

eatmybyuns 3:06 AM
if you're trying to butter me up so that i answer your weird ass questions, no thanks

dumbo 3:06 AM
I won't ask those kind of questions I promise >.> I was just teasing you

Favourite dog?

eatmybyuns 3:07 AM
corgi

dumbo 3:07 AM
Aren't those the ones without tails??

eatmybyuns 3:07 AM
they can have no tail if they want to. fite me.

dumbo 3:08 AM
You and what, your insoles?

eatmybyuns 3:08 AM
stfu i'm taller than you

dumbo 3:08 AM
Mmm sure

eatmybyuns 3:08 AM
i bet ur 3 feet

dumbo 3:09 AM
I'm not 3 feet but I guess you can say that I have a third leg ;)))

eatmybyuns 3:09 AM
wats ur address i just wanna talk

dumbo 3:09 AM
Is that your next question?

eatmybyuns 3:10 AM
no but it might as well be since i don't know what to ask next

dumbo 3:10 AM
Well then I'm in Seoul rn

eatmybyuns 3:10 AM
right now?? tf, are you one of those rich people who move houses every two months

dumbo 3:10 AM
Nah but I do just move around a lot. You?

eatmybyuns 3:10 AM
Bucheon

dumbo 3:10 AM
Aw the people there are really cute

eatmybyuns 3:11 AM
i find them ugly asf

dumbo 3:11 AM
Oh maybe it was just cute because of this person I once knew

eatmybyuns 3:12 AM
u've been here?

dumbo 3:12 AM
Yup

eatmybyuns 3:12 AM
Uhm favourite book

dumbo 3:12 AM
Allegra Biscotti

eatmybyuns 3:15 AM
i just searched that up and wtf are you doing reading about a teenager becoming a popular fashionista

dumbo 3:15 AM
I found it very cliché and cute

eatmybyuns 3:15 AM
dumbo

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The next questions were asked and answered before Baekhyun started to get really tired—they definitely passed 10 questions, and possibly even 20–and so he tells dumbo that they would ask each other one last question before leaving.

He doesn't exactly know what to ask since he asked dumbo a ton of random things and was quickly running out. He texts the other that the last one has to be important (because he's extra like that) and dumbo agrees.

Baekhyun asks his question first.

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eatmybyuns 4:01 AM
what's your name?

or last name, since i'm not willing to give out my first name either

dumbo 4:01 AM
Park

eatmybyuns 4:01 AM
god why does that name have to be so common

alright well ask your last question

dumbo 4:02 AM
Do you like skating?

eatmybyuns 4:02 AM
and this is important why..?

dumbo 4:02 AM
It just is

eatmybyuns 4:03 AM
well the answer's no.

i suck at skating

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lol bby baekhyun my fave

(but not legitimately because i am actually a h o e for chanyeol)

hope u enjoyed k bye