Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit—
Chanyeol's thoughts are cut off when he feels the little indicator of a new message, reading Baekhyun's words like they'd save his life.
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[EATMYBYUNS]
Todayeatmybyuns 3:25 AM
ah fuck i just randomly put that in don't count that as my guess my brain's all foggy rndumbo 3:24 AM
Alright, that one doesn't count theneatmybyuns 3:24 AM
Is your name ummmS
Seojun...
dumbo 3:24 AM
Nopeeatmybyuns 3:24 AM
give me a hint please!!!dumbo 3:25 AM
You're so cuteeatmybyuns 3:25 AM
fghn stop it with the cute thing i need to know your namedumbo 3:25 AM
I'll tell you the first letter if you send a selfieeatmybyuns 3:27 AM
you're so sketchy and you're fucking weird but alrightdumbo 3:27 AM
No memes Byuneatmybyuns 3:27 AM
stfu i get it i'm desperate i won't mess aroundhere fuckface
dumbo 3:29 AM
That's like half of your face :'(((eatmybyuns 3:29 AM
do i look like i give a rats assdumbo 3:30 AM
No but you look like you have a fine asseatmybyuns 3:30 AM
where's my gun i think i remember keeping it under my beddumbo 3:30 AM
Violence is never the answer to things bbyeatmybyuns 3:30 AM
the first letter to your name.dumbo 3:31 AM
It's in between A and J on the alphabeteatmybyuns 3:31 AM
you piece of shit.dumbo 3:31 AM
Ily too boo 😤💕😘😍—
time to sleep hahaha
i like making y'all hate me and everyone in this book
and i also love chanbaek flirting yes yes... perfect... chanbaek flirting...
(my mind just went off)P-Nut oot.
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His Biggest Hater
FanfictionChanyeol, a popular idol, anonymously joins a groupchat all about how "PCY should go die" and meets his biggest hater: eatmybyuns. Little did eatmybyuns know that the person who went by the name "dumbo" (and undoubtedly the person who made him smil...