His Biggest Hater

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[EATMYBYUNS]
Today

dumbo 3:20 AM
Hi kitten

eatmybyuns 3:20 AM
>:(

dumbo 3:20 AM
Can't sleep?

eatmybyuns 3:20 AM
not after you started texting

dumbo 3:21 AM
Heart's beating too fast?

eatmybyuns 3:21 AM
no i keep contemplating death whenever you're around

dumbo 3:21 AM
That's no good Baek bby :c

eatmybyuns 3:21 AM
ugh this is totally unfair

tell me your name so i can bully you

dumbo 3:22 AM
I can't I'm secretly an 80-year-old man waiting for my 24-year-old princess to get caught in my trap

eatmybyuns 3:22 AM
gross and fuck you and your excuses, no weirdo would actually admit to that

dumbo 3:22 AM
Unless they're like... really weird

eatmybyuns 3:22 AM
the weirdest thing about you is your borderline furry kink so um i think not

dumbo 3:22 AM
I'd have to disagree with that

The weirdest thing about me is having a crush on the person who calls me a furry

eatmybyuns 3:23 AM
are you telling me that you like being called a furry or is this going somewhere else

dumbo 3:23 AM
I'm saying that you're cute, kitten

eatmybyuns 3:23 AM
you haven't even seen my face

dumbo 3:23 AM
I have ;)

You've seen mine too

eatmybyuns 3:23 AM
wait what the

when you said you just moved again are you in bucheon?

are you going to my school??

did i see you today??

what's your name dammit

this is driving me crazy

dumbo 3:23 AM
Crazy in love 😌

eatmybyuns 3:23 AM
yes

dumbo 3:23 AM
💘

eatmybyuns 3:23 AM
if i said that would you tell me your name

dumbo 3:23 AM
Oh so that one was just a false alarm

eatmybyuns 3:23 AM
mm. tell me your name

dumbo 3:23 AM
Well if you guess it correctly then maybe I'll consider telling you.

You got a good guess Baek?

eatmybyuns 3:23 AM
Chanyeol

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