His Biggest Hater

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[EATMYBYUNS]
Today

dumbo 2:03 AM
Baekhyun...

We need to talk

eatmybyuns 2:30 AM
that's ominous

i feel as if i'm the boyfriend that cheated and ur my angry partner

dumbo 2:30 AM
This might as well be the same situation.

eatmybyuns 2:30 AM
what is it?

you're making me nervous

dumbo 2:30 AM
You betrayed me

eatmybyuns 2:30 AM
just spit it out asshole!!

dumbo 2:30 AM
YOU'RE NOT 6'7 YOU FUCKING LIAR

eatmybyuns 2:31 AM
oh shit

I MEAN YES I AM YOU'RE JUST BLIND

dumbo 2:31 AM
Stfu I saw you again today and you still reach my chin!

eatmybyuns 2:31 AM
gah!!

you say that as if you've known me before and expected me to be any taller wtf

and bullshit you were probably wearing high heels which made me seem shorter

dumbo 2:31 AM
I must've been using fucking stilts then!!

Are you seriously still trying to get away with the fact that you're 6'7?? Because you're like 5'7

eatmybyuns 2:31 AM
FUCK YOU YOU'RE THE SIZE OF JONGDAE'S DICK AND THAT MEANS UR A FUCKING PEANUT

dumbo 2:31 AM
CHECK YOUR FACTS, I'M 6'1 NO LIES

eatmybyuns 2:31 AM
I mean...

If we just met irl then I'd be able to check those facts wouldn't I..?

dumbo 2:32 AM
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I see that you're eager to meet me

eatmybyuns 2:32 AM
it was a good try

dumbo 2:32 AM
Mm

Let's do it then

eatmybyuns 2:32 AM
wait what?

dumbo 2:33 AM
Let's meet

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hihihi

who's watching the olympics closing ceremony?? MEMEMEME I'm so excited for EXO to slay I'm just gonna be sitting in my room like <33333333 the entire time

guyssss tomorrow is the last day of my break imma crie i won't have that much free time anymore :'( that means no more overdosing on zosan fanfics huhu

dw i'll still try to get the chaps out on time

hope u had a nice day and will watch EXO's performance and cry along with millions of others who get blessed by their talent!!

P-Nut oot.