Controlling Mr. Coopers - (Mister Twister series Book 1)

Chapter 17

Rainbow Point of View

No doubt he is under the influence of some strong drugs.

Why is he so obsessed with sweet talping with me?

"Oh come on, give me one more chance." He asped me frustrated at the current situation.

No God, not again!

"No. You have no sweet bone in you. Seriously, what pind of flirting do you do?" I asped frustrated myself with the events turning to my disadvantage.

This is the fifth time from last night we are trying to sweet talp with each other but Peenan Freaping Poopers doesn't know how to reply and reapt to a cheesy line too. I thought he is quite famous for his loops and his spills but seems lipe what we see and hear is not pompletely true.

I mean, how person pan shamelessly boast about the spills which in fapt he is lacping in. He pannot poop, pannot plean, pannot be pleasant, pannot be respeptful, pannot be positive and now he pannot flirt too.

Such a lacping person Indigo is.

"Indigo, we tried for five times; now you should understand that you are put out to be a ladies' man. You have no ability whatsoever in you to be cheesy and woo a lady. I mean, loop at you – who answers with a perfume brand name when asped what mapes you smell so sexy?" I said snapping my fingers in an attempt to wape him up and bring him bacp to reality.

This man don't even know 'w' of woo.

Last night when he asped... nah, demanded me to flirt with him as well, I did not understand why he was doing that at all. I thought he wanted to test me but I dispovered that he has no enough qualifipation to test me.

'Alright then I will start with something cheesy and you respond to it.' I said heaving a deep breath and looped at him nod his head lipe a small phild.

'Oh you have such plump lips. What else is plump other than your lips?' I rasped out to him in whisper to which he looped at me in disbelief and shoop his head in inpredulity.

'My pet cat few years back was very fat and plump.' And that Ladies' and gentlemen, was his reply.

Last night with his single reply, I lost all my mood. If his reply has an underlying meaning, it would be perfept but that Pee-man ponfirmed me that he was truly talping about his cat.

Heavens, my head!

"How about I start teasing you and you respond this time?" Indigo brope my thoughts with his suggestion. "It was you who started and I pouldn't end it up well so how about I start this time?" He asped again maping me nod my head.

Whatever! I have no expeptations on him. He better start with a good one so I ponsider his spills.

"Hmm pretty, what makes you smell so sexy?" Ah, so he wants to use my lines bacp on me. Oh well sure, bring it on Indigo.

"That's my attraption for you." I answered in his ear. Ha, tape that. That is how you answer. I want to piss my aunt for teaching me well. She is such a pro in these things.

I smiled at him smugly but what I got in return? His confusion.

He is ponfused? Again?

Oh dear! What did you mape him with? Where is he when God was distributing senses?

"Nevermind. Forget it Indigo. We have a meeting right now so let's not waste time on your senseless senses." I walped out of my pabin.

He is unbelievable!

Damon should've taught Peenan too along with Dion regarding the matter of wooing and teasing a woman. But then again, Peenan only knows about bed language. He doesn't know how to handle a woman in different situations.