[Y/N]: I can't believe Kazuma is still a virgin for 30 chapters straight.
Kazuma: H-hey!
Megumin: HAHAHAHA! I just realized that!
Kazuma: Shut up, walking bomb!
:p
Author: How do you feel when you were told that your head will be kicked around?
Verdia: Like I should've stayed at the castle a little longer.
[Y/N]: And get blown up everyday?
Verdia: I'd rather choose that over a perverted knight.
Darkness: Hey!
:p
[Y/N]: Scumzum.
Kazuma: Yes, I'm scumzu- wait what?
Aqua: Pft- HAHAHAHA!
:p
Kazuma: Do you think they're gonna make you have sex?
[Y/N]: What? Do you want to be the first one?
Kazuma: What are you gay?
:p
[Y/N]: What is the fuck is a Destro- I'm not supposed to swear, am I? I'm so sorry.
:p
[Y/N]: Aqua, we're supposed to be killing them when they're fucking running! We don't have to call them her-
Kazuma in the background: LIZARDSSSSS
[Y/N]: Pft- HAHAHAHA! If you want to know what Kazuma did, he just ran around the studio and yelled out Lizards! HAHAHAHA!
:p
Darkness: What is there to get turned on about?
[Y/N]: My huge ass buldge.
:p
Author: You're gonna need to do a few hand signs when you're doing the skill. Can you do that?
[Y/N]: Of course.
Author: Alright... Action!
[Y/N]: Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!
Author: Wrong fucking anime! Cut!
:p
Sena: [Y/N][L/N]!
[Y/N]: Oh my shit! That was the loudest [Y/N][L/N] you did so far, Sena.
Sena: Hehe, sorry.
:p
[Y/N]: *looks at a dollar* You guys ever wonder if your money was ever in a stripper's thong?
Kazuma: [Y/N], you're my buddy. But what the fuck?
:p
[Y/N]: Vanir is a crackhead.
Vanir: What was that?
[Y/N]: Nothing!
:p
[Y/N]: Kissing everyone makes me feel like I'm cheating on at least someone. I don't know who. But someone.
:p
[Y/N]: Meow.
Megumin: What? Are you playing as Chomosuke now?
Chomosuke: Meow.
:p
[Y/N]: *singing* I looked her up and down and said "Girl you're lookin fine!" Then she pulled out a penis that was twice the size of mine. Woo!
Kazuma: what the fuck?
:p
Aqua: Winning against Kazuma in rock paper scissors is actually pretty impossible.
[Y/N]: I've known him for years. He never loses once.
:p
Darkness: Ngh! Fuck...
[Y/N]: What the fuck? You guys having sex in there?
Kazuma: No, we're not! She just stubbed her toe and she fucking moaned!
:p
Kazuma: Are you gay?
[Y/N]: I'm straighter than the dick your mom rides on.
Aqua: OH! BURNN!
Megumin: that was actually pretty funny. XD
:P
[Y/N]: Rawr.
Kazuma: You're supposed to say Konosuba.
[Y/N]: Rawr bitch.
:p
[Y/N]: Kazuma's a dick.
Kazuma: What am I supposed to be? A vagina?
:p
Arue: -and future writer!
[Y/N]: It was "future author".
Arue: Shit, I messed up again.
:p
Kazuma: So you got a brother complex, huh?
[Y/N]: I wished I was your brother.
Kazuma: Pft- HAHAHAHA!
:p
[Y/N]: Thanks, Sylvia. I almost kissed a loli. The FBI was waiting outside the door.
Megumin: For the last time, I'm not a loli!
《~》
Well! Those are the bloopers. I don't say they're actually bloopers. They're more like moments they have behind the scenes. I hope you guys enjoyed the book so far. Reaching 100K reads was the best accomplishment I got and I thank you all for reading my book. I wouldn't have reached this much reads without you guys. Thank you!
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Fanfictionyour name was [Y/N] [L/N]. You were born as an active guy but your bestfriend, Satou Kazuma, is a shut in. you always wondered why he was a shut in. after a light jog you saved a woman from a truck and ended up with a new story.
