Chapter 3: Peter Parker

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CrushMePapi: yo lonely boi

CrushMePapi: wyd I'm bored again

CrushMePapi: hey where tf are you

CrushMePapi: yo papi chulo

CrushMePapi: answer me or I'll spam

CrushMePapi: yo doraemon

CrushMePapi: yo rubber ducky

CrushMePapi: yo iced americano

CrushMePapi: yo rap monster

LonelyBoi: STAHP THE SPAM

CrushMePapi: oh look who decided to show up

LonelyBoi: and fyi, I have a name

CrushMePapi: which you never told me

LonelyBoi: well you never told me your name too!!

CrushMePapi: I'm Sihyeon

LonelyBoi: And I'm Peter

CrushMePapi: either be Peter Parker or begone

LonelyBoi: DON'T BEGONE ME

CrushMePapi: listen child

CrushMePapi: in this world, it's either yeet or be yeeted

LonelyBoi: why does this remind me of Felix

CrushMePapi: OMG ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SKZ FELIX???

LonelyBoi: whoa look at the energy

CrushMePapi: HE'S MY SON STAY AWAY

LonelyBoi: ......

LonelyBoi: again, how old are you?

CrushMePapi: why should I tell you?

LonelyBoi: IT'S ON YOUR GODDAMN BIO

CrushMePapi: YEAH YEAH WHATEVER I'M A YEAR OLDER THAN HIM SO WHAT

LonelyBoi: so you were preggers w Felix at what age

CrushMePapi: don't you know math?

LonelyBoi: I suddenly don't want to know

CrushMePapi: well, according to science, he was my child in my last birth and we're both reborn

LonelyBoi: WTF DELULU

CrushMePapi: SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL BUNGEE JUMP ON YOUR KNEES

LonelyBoi: you're scary...

CrushMePapi: aww are you a bottom?

LonelyBoi: WELL EXCUSE ME WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT

CrushMePapi: are you blushing kekekeke

LonelyBoi: nope bye

CrushMePapi: AYYYYY I MADE PETER BLUSH

(a/n: this was so pointless istg-

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