Jisung, who was busy composing a track with Chan and Changbin in the studio, felt his phone ting with a notification, and the message appeared on his lockscreen. Again, it was Sihyeon – that girl who couldn't send him lace.
Honestly speaking, he really thought that she was his last resort to have a relationship. Even though he didn't fully know her, he wanted something from her.
Not virginity, you horny kids. He wanted her love.
"Is it her?" Chan excitedly asked.
"Yeah," Jisung replied.
"What's her name, though?"
"I think it's Sihyeon, if she isn't lying."
"How old is she?"
"I guess 21?"
"Oh, my god, it's Jisung's noona!"
"Kids these days!" Jisung sighed heavily and checked his phone.
CrushMePapi: oi peter
LonelyBoi: yeah?
CrushMePapi: I read your bio again today
LonelyBoi: oh so you're interested in me? ;)
CrushMePapi: stfu
CrushMePapi: I was just wondering what kinda music you make
LonelyBoi: oh
LonelyBoi: good music
CrushMePapi: ksnbjsjajj why are you like this peter
LonelyBoi: I just am this way sihyeon
CrushMePapi: why did you come on this site tho?
LonelyBoi: I just wanted a girlfriend
CrushMePapi: more like a girl to receive nudes from?
LonelyBoi: NO I'M OVER THAT PHASE
CrushMePapi: YOU EVEN HAD THAT PHASE??
LonelyBoi: TMI TMI TMI
CrushMePapi: EW DUDE
LonelyBoi: I'M SORRY I WAS ONLY 16!!
CrushMePapi: 16!?!?
CrushMePapi: SIX FRICKIN TEEN?!?!
LonelyBoi: TMI TMI TMI AGAINNNNN
CrushMePapi: HOLD YOUR GODDAMN HORSES
CrushMePapi: I HOPE YOU AREN'T EXPECTING NOODLES FROM ME
CrushMePapi: *N00DS
LonelyBoi: NO NO NOODLES I SWEAR
LonelyBoi: I JUST WANNA BE YOUR BOYFRIEND
CrushMePapi: ........
CrushMePapi: I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!!
LonelyBoi: I'M HAN JISUNG
LonelyBoi: J.ONE
LonelyBoi: THE ONE WHO PREVIOUSLY USED TO BE DESPERATE FOR A NOONA
CrushMePapi: Y U ALWAYS LYIN
LonelyBoi: SIGH
LonelyBoi: BELIEVE ME
CrushMePapi: I USED TO BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS BUT GUESS WHAT? NOT EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IS TRUE
LonelyBoi: WHOA WHOA I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BOMBARDED WITH PHILOSOPHY
CrushMePapi: DON'T DATE ME, I'M NOT GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL
CrushMePapi: I'M WIFE MATERIAL
LonelyBoi: MARRY ME PLES
LonelyBoi: I DO
CrushMePapi: I DON'T
LonelyBoi: MEANIE :((
CrushMePapi: IF YOU THINK THAT ASKING A GIRL TO MARRY HER JUST TO GET HER NUDES IS NORMAL, THEN GO HOSPITAL PLZ
LonelyBoi: I DON'T WANT NUDES
CrushMePapi: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
LonelyBoi: IDK
CrushMePapi: I literally feel drained of energy after this chat
LonelyBoi: you aren't the only one
"Jisung, why do you look constipated?" Changbin asked in concern, and the said man snapped his head up at the one who asked the question.
"What? Me? No!" he asked, panicked.
"Please tell me you aren't sexting again," Chan facepalmed.
"No, I'm not!"
(a/n: written on 7 December, 2020, at 22:35.
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