Octonauts but astronauts.
Enjoy!
*Dashi vigorously typing*
Dashi: Captain, we've had warning of an asteroid field headed in our direction.
Captain Barnacles: Copy that. Let's turn this ship around.
*Kwazii Lounging in his seat*
Kwazii: Ahhh another day another planet to discover, right mateys?
Tweak: You said it. I just finished fixing up the boosters. Should be good to go cap. I made sure they won't act up again. And now they can go TWICE as fast!
Kwazii: YES WE'LL BE SHREDDING THROUGH SPACE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY BUNCHA MUNCHA CRUNCHA....?! H-how does it go again?
Tweak: Buncha munchy crunchy carrots XD
*Peso puts his face against the window*
Peso: Woahhh I haven't seen that planet before! It looks like a big ochre coloured marble!
Shellington: Oh, well, Peso, that's planet called '51 Pegasi b' or otherwise known as 'Bellerophon' It's a gorgeous planet but not much is known about it.
Inkling: Very good knowledge, Shellington!
Shellington: *blushes proudly*
Kwazii: CAN WE EXPLORE IT? PLEASE CAPTAIN?!
Captain: Now, Kwazii, Dashi still hasn't gotten us out of this asteroid field. I promise I'll let you explore another planet in a safer- uh K-Kwazii?
*Kwazii is already outside*
Kwazii: HAHAHAHAH! CAT BE NIMBLE, CAT BE QUICK, CAT'S ALREADY OUT OF THE SPACE SHIP!
*floating aimlessly*
Barnacles: *massages temples* Dashi, prepare to leave the ship if he gets into to trouble.
Dashi: Aye, aye Captain *has already put on her cute pink space suit*
*Shellington sits down next to Dashi*
Shellington: . . . . 🥲
Shellington: Hey Dashi, Is flying this thing difficult?
Dashi: Anyone can fly this old thing! If you know the basics, you're pretty much qualified :)
Shellington: Do you think I could have a go?
Dashi: Oh . . . Well . . . When I said anyone, I didn't mean EVERYONE. . .
Dashi: Besides, I've got the ship autopiloting away from the asteroids. . . .
Shellington: Oh . . . okay then :((((
Dashi: ☹️ . . .
Dashi: Well okay. I guess you can have a go <:)
Shellington: REALLY? YOU MEAN IT?
Dashi: I mean it's simple enough! It's just like driving a car! Just turn the wheel.
Shellington: Okay but what do these buttons do? *Pushes the largest red button*
*antigravity is turned on and all of the octonauts start floating*
Barnacles: MY HOT CHOCOLATE! *floats out of cup*
Peso: Oh dear! *tries to catch the bandages that floated out of his medical bag*
Shellington: Ack. . . Wrong button . . . maybe if I . . . . ?? *pushes another button*
*Ship goes super fast*
*drags Kwazii who's outside from the cord connecting him to the ship XD*
Kwazii: What are you guys- AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
*does a few loop de loops*
*barnacle's hot chocolate splatters on Inklings face*
Inkling: GOOD GRIEF! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
Dashi: PRESS THE YELLOW BUTTON! PRESS IT! PRESS IT!
*Shellington Presses it*
*ship stops*
Shellington: Jumping Space jelly, that was something wasn't it guys? :D
Shellington: . . . Guys?
Everyone: -_- *groaning and dying*
*Kwazii staggers inside the ship*
Kwazii: While I may have said we could shred space with Tweak's new boosters, I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD SHRED WHILE I WAS STILL OUTSIDE!
Shellington: Sorry everyone
Dashi: Well at least I didn't have to fish Kwazii from danger hahah-
*asteroid crashes into boosters*
Tweak: . . . .
Tweak: I'm DONE
Inkling: *from the back* Could somebody get me a towel to get this hot chocolate off my face?! 😑
YES YES YES YES YES!
I should make this a series XD
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