A little Tweak and Kwazii Banter for all of you Tweak and Kwazii fans XDDDD
It's a new morning and Ryla's driving for today!
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Shellington: Ugh this is impossible
Dashi: What's wrong Shell?
Shellington: I've been trying to get at least a hundred licence plate numbers in my notebook during the road trip but so far I haven't spotted a single vehicle today!
Ryla: Well we are driving up a mountain at six am in the morning. Give it time and the cars will be here faster than Tweak can say a buncha munchy crunchy carrots!
Paani: *swoons at all of the beautiful scenery*
Paani: You know what? I'm moving to New Zealand. It's the best country EVER and you can't change my mind.
Inkling: . . . .
Inkling: You said that about Canada last week, Paani.
Paani: Uhh well . . . I mean Canada's great too-
Kwazii: Didn't you say you wanted to live in Egypt the week before that, matey?
Paani: Well yeah! Think of the ancient history! The mummies are literally a BONUS!
Barnacles: Don't get us started on China, France, Thailand, Japan, Australia, Switzerland-
Paani: I know, I know! I do say that about every country I visit, but I'm SERIOUS this time! New Zealand is the best, 100%. You can't change my mind and I'm PUTTING my foot down.
Shellington: Finland offers free education as well as free meals and you receive little to no homework.
Paani: . . . .
Paani: I changed my mind. I wanna move to Finland.
Dashi: Why bother deciding where to live when you can already visit every country you want whenever you want on the octo-ray ?
Paani: She does make a point there XD
Paani: BUT for the sake of this road trip, I will vote for New Zealand.
Barnacles: I'm with you there! This road trip has barely begun and we've already seen such awesome things!
Inkling: Indeed, and I've seen a LOT of things in my lifetime
Kwazii: pfft, I really don't see why you guys enjoy looking at a big old rock and a bunch of plants. You can find those everywhere.
Kwazii: You know what you can't find in New Zealand? The ocean. What CAN you find in the ocean? THE OCEAN!
Dashi: Aw are you homesick already?
Kwazii: No I'm not, I'm just saying >:(
Tweak: You know what you can't find in Kwazii? Pleasure and silence. You know what you can find in Kwazii? Dumbness and stupidity.
Kwazii: Nobody asked.
Tweak: We didn't ask for you to exist but here we are.
Kwazii: Oh really? So we're doing this?
Tweak: Well I mean I was bored, so yeah, we're doing this!
Kwazii: Fine.
Tweak: Fine.
Kwazii: Are you feeling a little ill? A little carsick, Tweak? You know since your fur is bright green?!
Tweak: Not particularly, no. But YOU must be turning into an Oompa Loompa. Cuz YOUR fur is bright ORANGE!
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