Peso's 1001 Looney Things to do (One-shot)

609 8 23
                                    

Peso goes on a pranking spree XDD


Octonauts: Octonauts *yawns* Roll call

Tweak: Tweak here cap

Dashi: Dashi here

Shellington: I'm here  *yawn*

Inkling: Inkling

Tunip: Tunip

Kwazii: *yawn* Kwazii here

Barnacles: Hang on, where's Peso?

Tweak: Cap, why is the ocean still pitch black? It's 7:00am. There should be daylight right about now!

Kwazii: That's creepy.

Barnacles: Did we move to a different part of the ocean during the night Dashi?

Dashi: No? We're still in the *yawn* pacific

Peso: hee hee

Barnacles: Peso! There you are! We're have you been?

Peso: Got you!

Everyone: ??

Shellington: got us what?

Peso: I tricked you!

Peso: I changed the time to show 4 hours forwards!!! mwoohahaha!

Tweak: WHY?!

Peso: Because it was in my 1001 Looney things to do book!

Dashi: Your what?

Peso: Kwazii gave it to me for my birthday remember?

Peso: It's a book filled with funny pranks and gags and I thought I should give some of them a go!

*everyone looks at Kwazii* -_-

Kwazii: The lads got a good mentor, I have to say *shrugs*

Peso: You should all go back to bed. It should technically still be 3:00am and a lack of sleep is not good for you :D Toodles!!!

Everyone: ....


*10am that day* 

Kwazii: ahhhh TV. Time for my 10am Game show!

*pushes button*

Kwazii: Eh? Why isn't the remote working?!

*pushes button vigorously*

Kwazii: WORK YOU BLASTED PIECE OF JUNK!!

*slams remote against the arm of the chair*

Kwazii: AAAAA!!!!

*removes the back of the remote*

Kwazii: Who. Took. Out. The. BATTERIES!?


*in the laundry room*

Dashi: Oh!! My skirts have finished washing!

Dashi: la lalala la ~~

Dashi: *opens door*

Dashi: what the-

*pulls out a teeny tiny skirt*

Dashi: How did- what did I-!? Have these shrunk?!

Dashi: Hang on....THESE ARE MY DOLL'S SKIRTS!

Dashi: AAAA PESO!!!!!!


*In the library*

Inkling: *Time for my daily tea*

Inkling: *SPITS ONTO BOOK*

Inkling: what is this?! FIZZY DRINK!?

Inkling: Oh DEAR! My book is ALL WET!


*In the shower*

Tweak: Alright. Shampoo, Conditioner and body wash. Just need to dry myself off

*grabs towel and wipes herself with it*

Tweak: Ahhh all clean!

*walks into the corridor*

Tweak: Oh hi Shellington! Are you gonna have a shower?

Shellington: *screams like a girl and runs away*

Tweak: huh?

*looks in mirror*

Tweak: Why in TARNATION DO I HAVE BLACK POWDER ALL OVER ME!?!?


*in HQ later that evening*

Barnacles: Octonauts. We've been having an ongoing problem today that I would like to address 

Barnacles: I never thought for one second that I would say this but . . . .  Peso, you're grounded

Peso: What why?

Barnacles: You're pranks have become slightly hurtful and you might need to cut it back a notch

Peso: Oh. I thought everyone liked my pranks :(

Tweak: I hate to be the bringer of bad news but pranks aren't meant to be 'liked'

Tweak: Only the person doing it will like it

Peso: Oh. Well I guess I should've known. I just thought nobody liked Kwazii's pranks because Kwazii was doing them

Kwazii: Wait what-

Peso: Well I'm sorry everyone! It won't happen again!

Peso: Am- Am I still grounded?

Barnacles: No Peso. Only if you promise to not prank us again :)

Peso: hahaha I promise :)))))







Octonauts: Fact No CapWhere stories live. Discover now