Hi everyone, sorry it's been a while 😬
I SAID THER WOULD BE A 20K SPECIAL BUT I WAS A BIT BUSY HEH. Sooooo let's just imagine that THIS is a 20k special? Alright? AWESOME NICE!! Speaking of which, thank you all for reading my one-shots, it makes me happy to know that people enjoy Fact No Cap!! Now we're already at 26k!! Love you all MWAHHH <333
Here was a request by @octofan2010
They inspired me to write this funny one-shot about Kwazii and Paani eating . . . well . . . you'll see ;)))
*Paani and Kwazii are chilling in their tent they had pitched near a lake after a big group mission*
*opens a packet with a crisp sound*
Paani: *throws something into his mouth and crunches*
Kwazii: *twitching his tail* W-what's that you got there matey?
Paani: *blushes* Oh um n-nothing. Just some . . . . chips.
Kwazii: Can I have some?
Paani: Nah.
Kwazii: What why not?
Paani: You won't like this flavour.
Kwazii: Oh okay . . .
Kwazii: What's that brand on the packet? I haven't seen it before . . . looks boring if you ask me . . . a plain paper bag with a "recycle me" logo isn't much of an eye catcher for most shoppers.
Paani: It's not a brand . . .
Kwazii: What do you mean it's not a brand? Are they homemade chips?
Paani: Not really . . . .
Kwazii: . . .
Paani: . . .
Kwazii: Are you going to elaborate?
Paani: Nah. *slightly turns around so kwazii can't see what he's eating*
Kwazii: AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT FLAVOUR THEY ARE-
Paani: UMM . . . *panics* . . .OH NO! DO YOU HEAR THAT?! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!! IT'S THE OCTO ALERT! THE CAPTAIN NEEDS US!!
Kwazii: NO IT'S NOT AND YOU'RE AVOIDING MY QUESTIONS. JUST GIVE ME ONE!
Paani: I CAN'T!
Kwazii: *leans over and tries to stick his hand in the packet*
Paani: STOP IT!
*both fighting inside the tent*
Peso: Hey do you hear that?
Dashi: Huh?
*both look at the suspicious movement inside the tent*
Peso and Dashi: . . . .
Peso: Oh dear . . .
Peso: What do you think they're doing?
Dashi: Best not to ask any questions. *pats Peso on the head while maintaining eye contact on the moving tent*
*inside the tent*
Kwazii: JUST GIVE ME ONE SINGLE CHIP! PLEEEAAASEEE!!
*the paper bag falls onto the floor of the tent and the contents roll out*
Kwazii: What the-
Kwazii: Are these . . .
Paani: NO YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY, THEY'RE MY ROCKS OKAY, GO GET YOUR OWN!
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Octonauts: Fact No Cap
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