Tweak: Oi! Stop splashing me, you're making me all WET
Kwazii: Oopsie, my bad🥺👉👈 >:)
Shellington and peso are both in a canoe
Peso: . . . .
Peso: Shellington?
Shellington: Yes Peso?
Peso: . . . .
Peso: I don't think we're BOTH meant to be canoeing on the same side ._.
Shellington: Oh . . .
Shellington: Well I guess that explains why we're going around in circles XDD
Paani: This is sorta like riding my paddle board but sitting down and doing less work!
Kwazii: Is that a good thing or a bad thing matey?
Paani: Why are you even asking!? It's a GREAT thing :DD
Paani: Plus you can splash other people without losing balance!
*splashes*
Tweak: *cough cough SPLUTTER*
Tweak: HEY!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE SPLASHING?!
Barnacles: Thank you so much for agreeing to take us down the river, Pearl. We've just about had a 3 hour hike from the campsite to get down here and this is such a great way to travel down the track!
Pearl: Oh, it's no trouble at all captain! Come back to me anytime if you want to have another go!
Pearl: Now, everyone! I'm going to teach you how to hold the paddle correctly so watch CLOSELY.
Pearl: Your top paw should hold the top of the paddle which is called the grip. Your other paw should hold towards the shaft of the paddle-
Ryla: Hm . . . Oh? Like this?
*swings canoe and knocks Dashi in the stomach*
Peso: Dashi, are you okay?
Dashi: *agonising groan*
Ryla: Sorry mate! I Did a bit of off-roading and surfing but this is definitely a new one for me . . .
Dashi: No . . . . problem 😵💫😵💫
Pearl: Oh dear. Leeeeet's make sure that doesn't happen again by keeping our paddles in the water . . . . ?
Ranger Marsh: Um guys-
Ranger Marsh: WE'RE FLOATING AWAY!!!
Pearl: Paddle over here!!!
Barnacles: H-HOW DO WE DO THAT!?
Pearl: ._.
Pearl: Second word of knowledge-
Periwinkle: -You and your partners need to paddle in the OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!
Periwinkle: Got that Mr. Captain Barnacles?
Barnacles: Yes! Thanks Periwinkle!
Periwinkle: :D
Pearl: Good job Peri!
Kwazii: Okay, okay, whatever! Let's stop YABBERING and get PADDLING!!
*paddles vigorously*
Paani: Oh crap...
Paani: Kwazii, I dropped my octo-watch in the water!
Paani: I just . . . . need to . . . . reach it . . . .
Kwazii: Huh? Paani get back in the boat, yer gonna capsize us!!
Paani: I CAN'T LOSE IT! IT HAS TO BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE
Kwazii: PAANI- NONONONONO-
*boat tips over*
Kwazii: *cough cough splutter *
Kwazii: PAANI! I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAN OVER ON THE CANOE!!
Kwazii: Wellll~~
Kwazii: That was pretty fun though!~>:)
Paani: AND I found my octo-watch! :DDD
*Dashi and Tweaks boat floats towards the boys*
Tweak: Guys!? Did you capsize already?! I figured you would but we LITERALLY just started!
Dashi: Ew you've got river moss all over you!
Kwazii: You want some? 😏
*throws moss at Dashi*
Dashi: *high pitched scream*
*canoe capsizes*
Tweak: *cough hack cough*
Tweak: DASHI WHAT THE HECK!?
Dashi: -_- I literally hate this.
Pearl: Oh nooo you guys!! How did this happen?
Dashi: A better question is HOW DO WE GET OUT?
*pearl sighs in disappointment*
Meanwhile
Peso: This is such a beautiful lake! The wildlife here is gorgeous!
Shellington: Agreed. I'm getting kinda seasick being on the water though . . .
Peso: Do you want to get out?
Shellington: That might be a good idea. I think the others have gotten out too.
Back on land
Tweak: Oh nice! We burned about 4 kilometres of the walking we were supposed to do!!
Peso: Wow! It didn't feel like 4 kilometres?
Pearl: I guess time goes by when you're having fun!
Dashi: That's ONE way you could describe that -_-
Paani: Wait- Where is Barnacles and Ranger Marsh?
Somewhere in the middle of the river
Barnacles: . . . . . Hello?
Ranger Marsh: . . . . . Guys?
Barnacles: We floated away again . . . .
XDDDDDDDDDD
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FanfictionThe best, most cutest and binge worthy octonauts One-shots! I also have a few headcanons and a bunch of other random ideas and stories I have about the Octonauts characters hidden in this series :) Lemme know any ideas you have and I'll add 'em ;) S...
