None of these short stories have ANYTHING to do with the plot that is occurring at the moment. Pic isn't mine.
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"Sasuke..."
"Ooh Naruto... you naughty child..."
*Huff huff huff* "Give me more Sasuke... MORE SAUCYKE!!!"
"Punish me... PUNISH ME!!!"
"Yes i will..." *Shuffle shuffle shuffle*
"A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!!"
"OOOOOHHHHH SAUCYKE... I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!"
"It is my pleasure Naruto for giving you a massage..."
Sorry about this short story. My brother happened to cross by my work while I was away. He hijacked my laptop! I thought it was kind of funny, so enjoy!
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
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3rd person's POV
A portal opened up and spit out a blond man with long hair. And a small build.
"Ow!" he yelped.
Naruto, Sakura, Sai, Sasuke, and Sinon were jumping through trees coming back from a mission.
"Sasuke! I'll race you! Last one back has to buy the other ram- AGH!"
Naruto fell over a lump of something. Then face-planted.
"Naruto! Watch where you're going!" Sakura yelled.
"Dobe," Sasuke muttered.
"Is that a human?" Sinon asked.
Everybody formed a circle around him and peered down.
"He has really long hair, longer than your non-existent dick, Naruto," Sai observed.
"Well of course! And I DO have a dick!" Naruto shot back.
"Can we not talk about that and get to the point?" Sasuke asked.
"He has a prosthetic arm!" Sinon exclaimed.
"What?" Sakura asked.
"Nothing," Sinon said.
The boy opened his eyes.
"Hey, I heard sleeping on the ground is good for your back," Sinon said.
"No it isn't!" Sakura argued.
"Yeah!"
"Where am I?" the blond asked.
"First, what's your name?" Sasuke asked.
"Edward. Edward Elric," he said.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, dattebayo!"
Edward gave him a thumbs up.
"Sasuke Uchiha, hn."
"What is, 'hn'?" Edward asked.
"A personal thing," Naruto answered for Sasuke.
"Sakura Haruno! *giggles*"
Edward just sweatdropped.
"Sinon Shino."
"Who has that kind of hair?!" he asked.
"How come everybody asks that?!" Sinon yelled.
"I'm Sai, you're really small. Do you even have balls?" Sai asked.
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Glitched Out
FanfictionAfter being sliced by Asuna's photon sword in GGO, Sinon appears in the world of Naruto and runs into someone.... Sinon must learn the life of a ninja and how she can put her skills into use. Never-thought-of crossover, and a very weird ship. Drama...
