Nicky suddenly fell to the ground. His brown eyes stared to the ceiling as a puddle of blood was on the floor from the hole on his forehead.
What we do here is go back...
[Rewinding the tape]
3:45AM-Hours before the Incident
I enter inside, hoping Ashley didn't follow me. I'm a mix bag of emotions. It wasn't at her. It was at myself for being stupid.
She's a model, a rockstar, most importantly, she's fucking attractive. What made me think that she would be with some average boring ass bum like me.
I'm a ball and chain.
To think lightning can strike twice. Foolish!
After putting on my sneakers, I went to the bar. I need a bottle of whatever makes me forget this trip ever happened.
I saw Brooke sitting there alone. At least I'll get rejection sex from this night.
"Hey Brooke. Don't you have to get up in a couple of hours?"
Brooke: Ah, Nicky. Surprised you're up this late. Then again, young people do party this late. I couldn't sleep. So I came here.
"Okay. I wasn't partying. I couldn't sleep either."
Brooke: Need mama to tuck you in?
She does look seductive with those blue eye contacts. But...
"Nah. Not right now."
I ordered a bottle of hard apple cider from the bartender along with another drink of the Plastic Milf's choosing.
???: Room for another?
I turn around to see quite a handsome man asking to sit by my side. I pat down the seat and he sat down.
???: Nice to meet you two. Did I ruin your date?
"Oh. We're not dating. Just friends."
Brooke: Well, that's not what you said-
"Not now!"
???: You're that guy from the internet. Wild Thing.
"Yaaay...a fan...great..."
???: I'm not going to ask for an autograph. You seem bothered already.
Finishing my bottle, I shook my head at the guy, disagreeing with him. I'm not going to tell this stranger my business. But he was wrong.
"I'm not bothered."
???: That's good. But you're probably going to be peeved that I put some curare in your drink...
I went to turn to the weirdo, but I couldn't move. I couldn't do anything. The Stranger turn the seat around so I can see him.
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Loser's Guide II: Trouble in Paradise (Huniepop 2 fanfiction)
FanfictionAfter finally getting the Love of his Life, Nicky is back in the same situation he was in 2 years ago. New ladies, new places, new problems, same ole loser. Does the Ultimate Lover still have it? Or is his vacation going to give him trouble?