Here's a third part of Incorrect Quotes!
Future Ruddiger here! Oop! Forgot to add yesterday's! Here you go! This also means- Yay! 2 in 1 day!
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Quirin: Y/n! Have you seen Varian? After he told me that you two kissed, I started to tease him then he ran off blushing. Did he run here?
Y/n: *thinks* Seriously?! You had to tell him Varian?!?! *angry* No, but I'll help you find him!
Quirin: Why?
Y/n: *still angry* So I can punch him in the face.
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Anna: Some things never change! And I'm holdi-
Varian: Sorry to interrupt. I'm Varian from the studio down the street. Have you seen my girlfriend? About this tall *raises hand to about how tall Y/n is* and about this crazy *stretches arms all the way out*.
Director of Frozen and Frozen 2: Well, there was an odd girl, about your age, running around singing Let It Go. Might that be her?
Varian: Yeah, probably. She had a little too much adult lemonade.
Y/n: *behind the scenes* *singing out of tune* LET IT GO! LET IT GO!
Varian: *mumbles* Yep. That's her.
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Y/n: Words ending in "ie" are so cute! Like cookie, sweetie, cutie...
Varian: Die
Y/n: ...
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Y/n, Varian: *up in Y/n's bedroom*
Y/n: *kicks Varian*
Varian: *screams like a girl*
Eugene: *runs to Y/n's room* *slams door open* Y/N! ARE YOU OKAY! I HEARD A GIRL SCREAM!
Y/n: Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Varian just screamed.
Eugene: Okay, good! I thought you were hurt! Welp, I gotta go now.
Varian: *lays on the floor curled up in a ball* *holding where the sun don't shine aka Where Y/n kicked him*
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Y/n: *looking at Varian*
Varian: What?
Y/n: STOP BEING SO CUTE! Or I'll punch you...
Y/n: On the lips...
Y/n: Very softly...
Y/n: With my lips...
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Y/n: Don't break someone's heart! They only have on!
Varian: Yeah, Y/n's right. Break their bones! They have over 206!
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Lance: What did you get in the yearbook?
Rapunzel: Prettiest Smile
Eugene: Bad Boy of The School
Cass: Bad Girl of The School
Season 1 Villain Varian: Most likely to start a bar fight
Y/n: Most likely to not start a bar fight, but still win
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FanfictionYou and Me is a Varian X Reader One Shot Book. (If that wasn't obvious already.) But it is also a one shot book where I will be posting a new one shot everyday for 365 days, or a every day for a year if that's how you want to say it. If I miss a da...
