Hey, I think I might be obsessed with incorrect quotes...
Future Ruddiger here. I really was! XD
Well, I still kinda am...
Also I like to keep the incorrect quotes gender neutral.
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Rapunzel: Alright! Its opposite day! Tells us something that isn't true about you, or the opposite of something that happened to you.
Eugene: You look completely ugly today blondie.
Lance: Food is WAY too overrated.
Cass: I'm always happy.
Y/n: Me and Varian weren't making out last night in bed, naked. Quirin totally didn't catch us and tell me to get out of his house and that I can't sometimes be a bad impact on Varian's life.
Varian: After Y/n wasn't there, because, I mean, she wasn't pushed away, my dad definitely didn't give me a lecture on where babies come from and that Y/n should always sleep in bed with me from now on.
Rapunzel: ...
Eugene: ...
Lance: ...
Cass: ...
King Frederick: *from the other room* YOU SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER/SON?!?!?!
Y/n: *places hand on Varian's shoulder* Don't run.
Varian: *runs as fast as he can back to Old Corona*
Eugene: What didn't we just witness?
Rapunzel: ...
Cass: ...
Lance: ...
•••
Varian: You need to calm down.
Y/n: How can I calm down when ice cream can be cake?!
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Y/n: Varian, you are adorable when you try to be the villain.
Varian: I can be ev- Hey! Look! A rainbow!
•••
Varian: *finally gets back to Corona with Hugo, Nuru and Yong*
Y/n: *sees Varian* VARY!
Varian: *runs up to Y/n* Y/N!
Y/n, Varian: *kisses each other hard*
Y/n: *pulls away* Oh gosh. You're back! I missed you! *notices Hugo, Nuru, and Yong* Oh, who are these people.
Varian: This is Yong, Nuru, and Hugo... Who saved me from my mom.
Y/n: Wait! You saw Ulla?!
Varian: Uh, long story, but yeah...
Y/n: Okay, I'm Y/n by the way. Varian's girl/boyfriend!
Nuru: Nice to meet you!
Yong: Hello!
Hugo: *speaks in his head* Damn it! Varian already has someone. *speaks out loud* Stay out of my way.
•••
Y/n: Why did the chicken cross the rode?
Varian: Why?
Y/n: To see an idiot.
Y/n: Knock Knock.
Varian: Who's there?
Y/n: The chicken. *smirks*
Varian: ...
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Varian: He died of natural causes.
Y/n: You pushed him off the roof.
Varian: ...
Y/n: ...
Varian: Gravity is natural.
•••
Judge: How do you plead?
Varian: *looks over at Y/n*
Y/n: *mouths* not guilty.
Varian: Hot milky.
Y/n: *face palms*
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Author's Note
I think there definitely will be more incorrect quotes coming. Sorry, if you don't like them, but there is most likely more coming.
Do you have any ideas? Put your request here:
See ya soon
Ruddiger
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