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Bold - Sunghoon
Italic - You
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"Good afternoon, this is Baskin Robbins delivery. May I help you?"
"...."
[ she bit her lip, trying not curse in her work ] "Tell me I'm not talking to a ghost"
"... you're not talking to a ghost"
"Oh finally.. Hello sir! What would you like to order? If you're still not updated by our new selections this week, garlic flavor is not available right now, which is disappointing, I can't use it to ward off some ghost right now"
"Garlic flavor exist?"
"...."
"...."
"No, it doesn't. But I'd like to, so I can deliver it to you instead. Enjoy!"
"Uh-"
"Hah! Got yourself a girlfriend now? Good for you, not for her!"
[ he licked his lips nervously ]
"Look, I-"
"Good luck on your sad life! I hope you don't get beaten up if the girl happens to have a boyfriend.. Wait, actually, I hope she does.. Enjoy the feeling of being a punching bag!"
"I was-"
"Well, whatever. Why are you bothering to call back anyway? Guilty of wasting my time? Good to know you still have some conscience"
[ sunghoon found himself slowly getting annoyed to this girl ]
"Well, apparently, I'm a human. Unlike you, I have a conscience. I do feel what you -"
"So do you also feel my urge to shove you off a bridge right now?"
[ beeps ]
"Fantastic talking to you, asshole.. Goodbye forevaah!"
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Mr. Perfectly Fine ⚊ Enhypen Sunghoon Text AU [ #5 ]
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