I'm not sick

How to get the scarred unscarred

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.:DIRK'S P.O.V.:.

Crap, shit, fuck. I have just ruined John's mind. I was cool with it when I told Dave about gay sex but this is John, John. Jane is going to skin me and melt Jake's head onto a wall.

That is not a way I would go out. No way. I would rather lose all of my cool abilities than die from a crazy baker who went mad when a certain English forgot to show up to her birthday party.

Anyway, Jake started to freak the hell out while I just sat there. On the bed. Looking at Jake's gorgeous revealed ass.

I am a idiot sometimes. So this time I got up from the bed and decided to change into my swimsuit and pretend that any of that ever happened. Ever.

"Jake get changed." I tried to hide my frustration with my usual monotone voice.

"A-Alright Strider..." He nodded. Totally frustrated. "B-But what about Jo-"

I shutted him up with a quick kiss. "Don't worry about it. We'll worry later."

He gave another nod but this time with more confidence than frustration. Jake is an open book. Like, really wide open book. That is what I like about him.

After he was done changing we quickly scurried downstairs to find a still crying Egbert, a soothing Lalonde, A 'not giving a shit' Strider, and a confused Harley. What a happy group of friends.

"Ah!" John squealed when his eyes met both mine and Jake's. "What wewe (were) you two doing so close to each othew (other )?"

Great, he didn't see everything. I could totally make up an explanation.

"Well John, we were hugging each other really lovingly." I make up an excuse. Nailed it.

"Naked?" John questioned me. I stand corrected.

"U-Um!" Jake joined in. "What Dirk was trying to say was we were helping each other change into our swimsuits." Well that could work too.

"Okay...." John said, slightly confused.

"Anyway," Rose tried to change the awkward subject. "Let's start swimming!"

"Yeah!" Dave pumped his fist in the air, what a dork.

Once me and Jake filled the kiddie pool with water the four kids automatically jumped in. Impatient much.

I actually don't mind since they are just kids. Though it is quite amusing seeing your boyfriend being tackled by kids in a kiddie pool.

"Alright kids play nice with uncle Jak-" I chuckled until a hand grabbed me into the pool.

I knew who that was. Fucking English.

.:JAKE'S P.O.V.:.

After the kids tackled me when I entered the kiddie pool I thought it would be nice if Dirk would take a dive.

Splash

Successfully, I pulled the orange eyed hunk in the pool. Pretty sure he would be angry when he gets up.

"Jake!" Dirk growled.

"I regret nothing!" I let out a battle cry and ran.

"Not for long!" I hear Dirk growl out from a far.

What a Tuesday.