fuck boy | kang daniel

1.6

daniel 😸:

so how was lotte world??

you:

pretty good

you:

like i was having a nice little conversation with jihoon, you know, making friends and all

you:

and then dahye appeared out of absofuckinglutely nowhere and literally DRAGGED him over to the food stand

you:

best part is, she acted as if i wasn't??even??there??

you:

so basically for the entire day i was following them around, magically becoming the third-wheel when at the first place jihoon was the one who asked me out?? not dahye??

daniel 😸:

wow my bitch siren is ringing

you:

mhm same it was ringing like crazy during the day

you:

okay but at least today wasn't complete shit

you:

when dahye went to the toilet we ditched her and went to ride on the carousel

you:

and we lowkey forgot about her so we rode the carousel like 5 times before remembering that we ditched her 30 minutes ago

you:

she was so fucking pissed when she saw me but when she looked at jihoon she became all happy again

daniel 😸:

wow looks like someone's a little fake 👀👀

daniel 😸:

and the fact that she can't even be discreet about it is actually kinda funny lol

you:

okay but it's so funny because jihoon looked so fucking confused when she was all over him but she didn't notice it at all

you:

and when we ditched her he fucking asked me who the hell dahye was im-

daniel 😸:

lMAOOOO

daniel 😸:

why the hell is she suddenly like 5 times bitchier than she already was tho

daniel 😸:

like did something happen between you two or something??

you:

no?? i don't remember anything happening between us that could change her personality so drastically in such a short time

daniel 😸:

omg do you think it's pms

you:

nahhh don't think so, in all the years i've been with her she's never acted so godamn bitchy before, and she isn't the type to get mood swings during her period so i don't think that's the reason

you:

should i just text her and ask her what's wrong??

you:

eh but she's probably still mad at me for ditching her just now

daniel 😸:

wow she's petty too?? what a rat tbh

daniel 😸:

honestly you should just cut ties with her lmao

daniel 😸:

and i'm starting to think that her personality didn't change, she's just starting to show her real personality after putting on a facade for so long

daniel 😸:

what a snake 😤

you:

as much as i don't wanna believe that that's true, you're probably right

you:

yo but i'm gonna fucking throw hands if she continues to act like a bitch in school

you:

oh shit

you:

speaking of the devil

you:

she just texted me

daniel 😸:

what she say? 👀👀

you:

"don't think i've forgiven you for abandoning me just now, you bitch. i only acted nice because jihoon was around. and speaking about jihoon, why the hell did you go on a date with him? don't you know that i've had a crush on him for the longest fucking time? and you call yourself a friend, what a joke. i'm warning you, don't you dare steal jihoon away from me, or i'll take away the person you love the most, too."

daniel 😸:

what the actual fuck??

daniel 😸:

iS thIs biTcH foR fuCkInG reAL rIgHT NoW

you:

i'm: fucking heated

you:

i: want to fight her

you:

but: i won't because i have self control

you:

just kidding i have no self control

you:

she better like hospital food because i'm sending her there right fucking now