fuck boy | kang daniel

3.1

daniel 😸:

the doctors just told me that i'm getting discharged tomorrow

daniel 😸:

FINALLY

daniel 😸:

i miss my bed the hospital bed sucks ass

you:

YEEEEEEEEEEE

you:

get ready your sugar mommy's gonna getchu in her new lamborghini everyone's gonna be jelly af

you:

jk we're taking the bus i'm fuckin poor

daniel 😸:

if i can be with you i don't mind taking the bus ;)

you:

gonna pretend i didn't just read that

you:

anyways what time are you getting discharged

daniel 😸:

early afternoon

daniel 😸:

around 1pm

you:

aight i'll be there

daniel 😸:

oH and

daniel 😸:

don't forget to take some clothes for me bby girl

daniel 😸:

i already gave you my house key right??

you:

yep don't worry

you:

i have a gr8 sense of style

you:

gonna make you look like a whole meal 💦💦

daniel 😸:

i'm already lookin like a whole meal though

daniel 😸:

even in this ugly ass hospital gown

you:

damn where's the lie can't find it

daniel 😸:

okay but how do people work in factories that mass produce hospital gowns

daniel 😸:

like looking at one of them is already giving me eye cancer imagine seeing a whole mountain of them i would actually choke myself

you:

same honestly

daniel 😸:

oH and ×2

daniel 😸:

I CAN REMEMBER EVERYTHING

you:

AKSHSHDGDJDHF

you:

KING OF REGAINING THEIR MEMORY

daniel 😸:

i know 🙋

daniel 😸:

and i asked the doctor how long i had to wait until i could go to an amusement park

daniel 😸:

he said that i should be fine after a week or two but i probably shouldn't go on rides that involve any sort of physical exertion

daniel 😸:

so we can go to lotte world next week!!

you:

daniel 😸:

you:

daniel 😸:

if either one of our phones gets hacked right now the hacker is gonna be in for a treat

you:

mhm

you:

a feast for the eyes