Just a bunch of FierroChase shit
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own any of the characters. We all know Rick Riordan does.
I also don't own the cover art nor any media I may use.
TJ: [Alex] ur just mad cuz all that anger in such a small space? No bueno. Alex: ok but we've established that before, let's move on.
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Mallory: is it really that irrelevant when that's the only thing people think when they see you? Alex: that I'm tiny & angry? Alex: is that what I look like 💀
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Magnus: bro I feel like such a bad boy 😎 so there was this book I didn't like the ending to so I ripped out the last page and threw it away & pretended the second to last chapter was the actual last one
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Alex: omg read it, it ends up being gay Halfborn: nah Alex: Shut up, Sodium. Halfborn: BITCH
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TJ: sarcastic girls are the best type of girls Magnus: I'm in between ballsy girls & soft girls
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Alex: my sister just said "chickens have bigger boobs than me, [Alex]" Alex: and I- Alex: I jus- Alex: Umm?? Mallory: wait but chickens don't even have like actual boobs Alex: ExAcTLy
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Magnus: I'd rather be skinny with no ass and no boobs than just fat Magnus: I do have nice legs tho Magnus: y'all can say anything, but can't say I don't have meaty legs Magnus: bc I do Magnus: & I enjoy them
Ok yes, this was said by one of my female friends, but I just found it hilarious and decided Maggie had to say it. —
Magnus: I'm hiding in the restroom Magnus: Cause I'm scared Magnus: Of people Magnus: But THEY should be the scared ones Magnus: Cause I'm gay Magnus: And gay peeps are powerful Magnus: I'm not powerful tho Magnus: Fuck Magnus: K bye
~ A few minutes later ~
TJ: what the fuck did I open my phone up to? Alex: "gay peeps are powerful" lol Magnus: We are
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Alex: my influence Magnus: lmao I know Magnus: you've turned me into a monster Magnus: and I honestly do not hate it a single bit Alex: :)
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Hearth: my bi ass is so confused Magnus: wait wh- Magnus: how d- Magnus: Huh? Hearth: idk man Hearth: idk
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Magnus: [Alex]? You there? Alex: no Magnus: k bye then Magnus: Or should I say... Magnus: You know what? It's not even worth it
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Alex: I think I might be high Alex: HIGH ON LOVEEEE Alex: lol I'm just kidding :,) Alex: I'm alone in my sister's room cause she left me and there is literally no one here to love me or give me any attention Mallory: oof
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Jack: I can't not have someone paying attention to me for longer than 5 seconds Jack: I flip my shit
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Alex: omg Alex: I stan Magnus: course you do Magnus: it's me
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Alex: Crackhead vibes ✨ Alex: jk that's me Alex: I make so many "jokes" about being a crackhead my FBI agent is staring at me through my phone being like "wyd" Mallory: let's be real tho Mallory: it both of us
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*At three in the morning on a school night*
Alex: why are you awake? Magnus: Umm Magnus: You see Magnus: Well... Magnus: uhhh Magnus: yeah, I can't come up with an excuse; I'm sleep deprived Magnus: I'm watching The Fosters Alex: oh Alex: fair excuse
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Mallory: *sends self-deprecating meme that is clearly a cry for help* Mallory: us Magnus: u s Alex: U S
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Magnus: I want to take another nap Alex: ugh same Alex: but like a 24 hour nap Alex: I want a coma TJ: I want the dead Magnus: I want Dodie Magnus: but like I can't have her so I'll take death as well Alex: wait, we're already dead
That last part fit so perfectly oh my gods I love everything.
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TJ: y'all are gay Magnus: You are too Magnus: but no one out gays me TJ: girl try me Alex: idk man I'm PRETTYYYYY gay
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Mallory: dropping my old toxic annoying self is self care 👄
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Sam: except for 3rd grade me Sam: she was a 😎kool kid😎 who played Minecraft even though she was a girl Sam: I broke all kinds of social standards & gender roles
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Sam: JAJAJA OMG I ONLY HAD ONE GIRL FRIEND AND IT WAS [ALEX] Sam: but i only had like 5 friends so that doesn't say much
I put Alex bc that really says a lot since Alex only counts as a girl friend most of the time, not all lol. —
(In a group chat between TJ, Alex, and Magnus) TJ:
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Magnus: how'd you get a picture of my last tea party? Alex: The cat, golden retriever, and the small ass chipmunk is us TJ: who's who? TJ: I'm guessing you're the chipmunk cause you're small Alex: yea obviously Alex: The golden retriever is [Magnus] because [he's] sweet and loyal and just the cutest thing?? Ever? Alex: and ur the cat, bc ur grumpy and scratch TJ: lmao
Yes, I know the last thing Alex said doesn't really make much sense cuz it's TJ but my friend is hilarious and i wanted to put it in (omg hehe that's what he said. Sorry)
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Magnus: so we're all raccoons but you're the most raccoon out of us three Alex: mhm Alex: sometimes it be like that Magnus: I mean you are the smallest one out of us so.. Alex: shut up
