What they say vs. what they mean

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Alex: What's up, you idiot?
Translation: what have you been doing this whole time we've been apart, you lovable bean?

Magnus: nothing much. I've been playing video games all day, you?
Translation: I've been fantasizing about you in ways I probably shouldn't name. Now, tell me all about your day. How was it? Are you feeling okay? Did you have fun without me? I hope you didn't have fun without me. That would make me quite sad, really.

Alex: not much, just some pottery and TV, you know, the usual.
Translation: I've been making tiny sculptures of you all morning because I can't seem to get you out of my head.

Magnus: yeah, pretty boring day.
Translation: we should spice things up.

Short but I stan.

Oh and feel free to tell me if you liked or hated this and if you want me to make more or not.

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