✔️(J) Knock Knock Jokes ( Part 2 )

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Tommy: Knock-knock

Jane: Who's there?

Tommy: Siomai

Jane: Siomai who?

Tommy: Nevermind I said I've wish Siomai, putting you past so we can't rewind🎶

Jane: *ngumiti*

Tommy: Oy! Jane! Okay ka lang ba Jane?

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Obvious ba?: Knock-knock

Pandemic Girl: Who's der?

Obvious ba?: Natutulog

Pandemic Girl: Natutulog who?

Obvious ba?: Baby, baby you are my sun and moon, girl you are in between, a lot of pretty faces to waste my time but you're my dream gu-url🎶

Pandemic Girl: Haah!? Sa'n doon ang Natutulog?

Obvious ba?: Syempre wala! Obvious ba?

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Pash pash: Knosh knosh

Andrea Beh-lyantes: Anu pu 'yown kowya 👉👈

Pash pash: Panty goes down

Andrea Beh-lyantes: Haluh! Kowya bad po iyon. Pero panty goes down who?

Pash pash: Ano ano wan kilo lang, panty goes down, anya anya as pak, kung shino shino ang babaeng pash pash.

Andrea Beh-lyante: Huh? Anow daw poh?

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Ikaw nga inuulam kalapati eh girl: Knock knock

LyKaren: Who's there

Lyka: ay sabay tayo *hinampas si Karen*

Karen: sabay nga tayo *hinampas din si Lyka*

Ikaw nga inuulam kalapati eh girl: Dahon

LyKaren: Dahon who?

Ikaw nga inuulam kalapati eh girl:
Dahon-dahon lang dahon-dahon lang, dahon-dahon lang🎶

LyKaren: Dahan-dahan yern by Maja Salvador!?

Ikaw nga inuulam kalapati eh girl: Eh bakit kayo sumisigaw!? Kayo nga ang handa ng birthday niyo kalapati eh.

LyKaren: Luh!?

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 09, 2022 ⏰

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