Short Stories

Epic Rap battles of Deltora.

                               Kyoya Tategami VS Diana Tategami
                                             BEGIN!!!!!

Kyoya:
Straight out of the Metal City, hngh, this wont be pretty. 
I'm going to spin my bey in circles 'round this timid little kitty. 
So you want to be a tree? Well I'll knock on wood!!!
You wont even do the things that bladers should!
I can be a dragon. fly miles high, while you're stuck on the ground. 
How does it feel to have wings, and still be earth bound? 
You're weak! You're scared to even go to the park!!!
If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have left your mark! 

Diana: 
If you don't mind, I'd just like to say. 
Hush now, quiet now, and stay out of my way. 
I have the power of kindness, but I'm not a toy
But I think there's a reason why they call you Kitty Boy!
I've shined acrossed Deltora, I'm cute as can be, 
I'll make your heart melt with one of my adorable *squeeks* 
It's no comparison, just my stares will leave you maimed! 
Call you Philomena, cause you're about to do down in flames. 

Kyoya: 
Better watch what you say! Cause I'll bring the pain!
I'm on weather patrol and I can make it rain!
I'm glad that cockatrice didn't turn you to stone! 
I prefer the opportunity to beat you on my own!
Listen here, "Cutie Pie", you just might be surprised. 
You know what I see when I look into your eyes?
I see your end, your doom! I see your certain fall!
You'll be destroyed by my Lion Gale Force Wall!!!!

Diana: 
I feel sorry for you and the poor rhymes you're spitting.
You're about as self-delusional as Chui the griffon.
Don't look at me to jump on your band wagon.
I'm the only girl who can stare down a dragon!
Think you're a better blader than your mommy? 
Well I just have to wonder why you can't win a battle with Gingky
Truth is, you're slow, I have to set the pace. 
You know what's soaking wet and clueless? 
*drops a bucket of water on him* YOU'RE FACE!!!!!

WHO WON!? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DELTORA!!!!!!!

Author's Note: 
Ok, so who do you think won that one? *Hint Hint* this is where they are humans. Not dragons this time. Diana is made up and Kyoya's daughter. Kyoya is from beyblade and I can't decide who won here. So tell me in the comments who you think one! Thanks!!!
~Coraline Beackon.