Short Stories

Epic Rap Battles Of Deltora

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THE FOLLOWING HAS STRONG LANGUAGE AND MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF 15. IF YOU ARE READING THIS, THEN PLEASE GO BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING AND EXIT THIS PAGE. THE FOLLOWING IS ALSO A FANFIC MADE BASED OFF A VIDEO THAT I WATCHED. I AM NOT TRYING TO STEAL ANYONE'S WORK, SO THE WORK IS CREDITED TO THE VIDEO MAKER THAT IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE FANFIC. PLEASE DO NOT SUE ME!!!!!

                                                       MADOKA!!!!! VS!!! OKASHI!!!!!!
                                                                          BEGIN!!!!

Okashi: 
They call me Okashi! The Master bitch of all Griffons' spells!
You say your name is Madoka? That don't ring any bells. 
I slaid a Dragon major! All you feats were just minors.
I'll take you back to school, Madoka and show you who's the best rhymer!
I got crowds from everywhere. They come to see my magic!
My spells are straight electrifying! I'm dropping gods! This is tragic!
So check yourself, you impudent reptile! I'll make you stagger!
By the way, you wings look kinda limp so take some viagra!
And while your at it, just put the books down, your freaking nerd!
You have to read to know how to breath! You're fucking that absurd!
I thought the books were better than you! Ed and Bella still got more class!
So just take a pass, cause if you keep coming, then Okashi will come beat your ass!

Madoka: 
Dear Brother, Lief. I learned this today: Some griffons like Okashi talk shit
What else can I say? They're worse, they're cocky, always leaving you sweating. 
But when they're talking like a bitch THEN GO and TEACH THEM A LESSON!
You say your spells are great and powerful? I learn from the best, 
Your just a washed up vegas reject, who failed her magic test!
I am a dragon, with wits that are sharper than razors!
What kind of friends you got bitch? Some smoke machines and some lasers? 
I am the symbol of faith, I do not need to be told!
Bitch, I was casting stronger magic before you turned old!
You're a fraud! A bigger chicken than Kakesu!
I was chosen by my own brother, now where the fuck does that leave you?

Okashi: 
Chosen by a troll? You're a pretty dense bloke. 
He probally just chose as one of his big fucking jokes.  
I'll beat you down, girl. Make you cry, best watch what you're starting. 
I'll leave you so stunned, they'll send you back to dragon kindergataren!

Madoka: 
Now, Jonny, take a letter, cause the bitch doesn't know. 
The kind of Nightmare Night she be bringing when she put on this show. 
Silly girl. Your tricks are for kids, you fucking failure!
But don't worry girl, though you suck, you still got Chui and Kyo. 

WHO WON!? YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DELTORA!!!!!