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Bold - Ni-ki
Italic - You
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"Hello?"
"Hello, wannabe killer"
"Oh, it's you again"
"Why do you sound so disappointed?"
"Do I even know you?"
"We can add that to the questions of the mysteries of our world, like what really did the fox say? Ting ting ting ting..."
"Lunatic little shit"
"What does the fox say?Ring-ding-ding-ding..
dingeringeding!"
"Stop singing or I'll search for you and no one will ever see you again. Why did you call me for the second time?"
"Wow.. this person thinks he's so special. Everheard of an accident called butt dial?"
"Oh, how did it go if it was flat?"
"It was plump and shaped like a peach"
"Why are you speaking again of nonsense?"
"Is your name Savage perhaps? Or you sound like your named would be my Prince Charming"
"What kind of an unfortunate boy like me would ever want to be called that from a crazy girl? Oh wait.. Are you even a girl?
"Are you being sexist to me? That's mean.. What if I'm really the damsel in distress you need to save?"
"Wake up. This is reality!"
"You're my fantasy"
"What?"
"What?"
"...."
"....."
"Oh, my break's almost over. I need to go now and make some money unlike some girl who's living off in annoying people. Bye, butt hole!"
"Don't call me butt -"
[ beeps ]
"I'll win over you one day. I swore that onto your.. well, butt face"
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