The Savage Charmer ⚊ Enhypen Ni-ki Text AU [ #3 ]

03 📞 visit at the mental

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Bold - Ni-ki

Italic - You

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"Good morning butt face!"

"Bad morning butt hole"

"Do you happen to be a boy? You sound like one"

"Ugh, is this really your habit? Calling strangers to find yourself a boyfriend to scare?"

"Why can't you just enjoy listening to my voice? It's.. sexy. First, you're against with my fantasy and now I'm just simply asking.. Why do you gotta be so rude?"

"You're so annoying. And no, I don't care if I hurt your fragile feelings if you even have one"

"Don't you know I'm human too?Why you gotta be so rude? I'm gonna marry you anyway. Marry that boy, marry you anyway"

"Mōichido utatta no?"

"What? Is? That? Alien language?"

"Anata wa kureijīda to watashi wa itta"

"Oowiie.. Do you happen to be japanese, my Prince Charming?"

"Hahahaha.. And why would I tell you?"

"Then what are you?"

"A perfectly breathing human. A boy. A teenager. More than smarter than you'll ever be"

"I mean, what your name was, you dumbass.. but I suppose my ōji works too"

"Wait, did you just call me Prince in my own language?"

"Got ya! So you're a japanese who comes from the lands of my beautiful Princes like Natsu Dragneel, Shoto Todoroki and could I add Kenma Kozume?"

"So what if I am? Compared to them, I'm perfectly real and may I say, not ready ever to take on a challenge such as knowing a pretty -"

"Wait - did you just said I'm pretty?"

"Yes, a pretty stupid girl"

"You don't know for sure what will you say once you saw me"

"Oh, Congratulations for admitting that for a girl, and even in personal, you're really stupid"

"Wait does this mean that you're curious to see my face? I'll finally meet the infamous butt face? The killer of my fantasies?"

"So you wanted to meet me?"

"Yes, please.. because I'll totally make your jaw drop with how beautiful I looked"

"You're making me gag because of how confident you are for girl with a face for a butthole. I'm not generally capable of lying to some lunatics"

"Not being too sweet, are you?"

"Does it show?"

"And it's making me want you more.. Muahahaha!"

"You don't even know what I look or what my name is to want me"

"My ōji, with the modern era, anything is possible. Even falling in love in a call"

"That's what people do who don't have a life, say"

"Y/N"

"What?"

"Say my name.."

"Huh?"

"Seventeen!"

"Enjoy your visit at the mental"

[ beeps ]

"Rude"

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translations ( jpn - eng )

Mōichido utatta no? - Did you just sing again?

Anata wa kureijīda to watashi wa itta - I said you're stupid.

Ōji - Prince