17 📞 embarassing theory

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Bold - Ni-ki

Italic - You

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| 01 : 13 pm |

1 messaged received from Hopeless Case...

You:

Aye!

Riki the Monki... You there?

Riki:

Who are you?

You:

Don't try to lie to me.

Riki:

That's offensive.

You:

Idiot!

Riki:

Why are you calling yourself?

You:

Do you happen to have a puma eyes?

Riki:

Hmnn.. 😕

You:

Do you happen to look a bit of that girl from Squid Game?

Riki:

I swear to God I'll block you if you did not stop with that questions.

You:

😀

Do you happen to get who I'm referencing to?

Riki:

Maybe.

You:

You talked about the maknae of Enhypen before and your first name is Riki?

Who are you?

😮

NISHIMURA RIKI?

Apart from that, you talked about some shooting videos and hyungs then a dorm... Ooh!

That's like a beginning of some Wattpad crappy fanfiction.

Calling with Nishimura Riki because I typed a wrong number and maybe that's why he sounds so much like him.

Riki:

Lolololololol.. 😂

You:

Maybe that's why you're hiding your last name from me.

This is lining up perfectly with my clues. The angry bird is Jay!

Enhypen Ni-ki, is that you?

Riki:

Yes, I am Nishimur Riki.

Just kidding!

Sorry to ruin your delusional dreams but I'm anyone but him.

You

Well, it was fun to imagine while it lasted, okay?

Riki:

Why are you so obsessed with him anyway?

It's not like he's special or anything.

You:

Excuse me!

How dare you insult my dancer king in front of me?

Do you not want to live?

Riki:

Lololololol.. You're not even a fan of them at first.

You:

But I am now. You insulted my Prince in my eyes.

Look at this magnificent adorable, lovable, gorgeous and precious cutie of Enhypen

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Look at this magnificent adorable, lovable, gorgeous and precious cutie of Enhypen.

Goddamn bootiful.

A true angel...

While you're a bitter devil out there.

Riki:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ unsent message : oh boy, if only you know who you're talking to ]

You:

He could literally stab me repeatedly and I would thank him for it.

Riki:

No, he would hate it, I guess.

[ unsent message : i need to tell this to jake hyung ]

You:

Okay... Gotta run!

Riki:

To where?

You:

To the kitchen.. I'm starving!

Riki:

Okay.. Bye Ni-ki lover!

You:

Bye Riki!

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