"@SelectedAsh: We're somewhere in Spain."
"@SelectedAsh: Luke probably knows for sure"
"@SelectedAsh: anyway"
"@SelectedAsh: all I know is I'm exhausted and no one better disturb my peace inside my bunk"
"@SelectedAsh: I'm a tired child who needs his beauty sleep"
"@bluemuke: @SelectedAsh yeah u could us a little extra beauty"
"@SelectedAsh: @bluemuke listen here u lil shit"
"@SelectedAsh: @bluemuke just bc you're on tour with us doesn't mean I can't send your ass back home"
"@bluemuke: @SelectedAsh aw I love empty threats."
"@SelectedAsh: @bluemuke what crawled up your ass this morning?"
"@bluemuke: @SelectedAsh nothing you need to worry about ;-)"
"@SelectedAsh: get me out of here"
"@sunshineirwin: @SelectedAsh sorry that @bluemuke is a piece of shit"
"@SelectedAsh: @sunshineirwin everyone has that one friend they'd like push out of a moving car but they end up being friends forever instead"
"@sunshineirwin: @SelectedAsh so basically @SelectedMichael lol"
"@SelectedMichael: @sunshineirwin @SelectedAsh this is why I only hang out with Luke"
"@SelectedAsh: @SelectedMichael yeah sure that's the only reason"
"@SelectedMichael: @SelectedAsh u wanna go bro"
"@SelectedAsh: @SelectedMichael meet me in the back in four hours"
"@SelectedLuke: @SelectedAsh @SelectedMichael listen here children there will be no fighting allowed on this bus"
"@bluemuke: I am here to interrupt this intense war between my bros to remind you muke is real and you are not allowed to fight me on this"
"@bluemuke: you can't fight the truth hoes"
"@sunshineirwin: @SelectedAsh @SelectedLuke @SelectedMichael go to bed my phone is blowing up"
"@bluemuke: @sunshineirwin go blow Ashton instead"
"@SelectedAsh: @bluemuke @sunshineirwin well that took a different turn"
"@sunshineirwin: @SelectedAsh @bluemuke I'm throwing myself out of this moving vehicle. It was nice knowing you all."
"@sunshineirwin: gtgtgtgtgtgtgtg"
"@sunshineirwin: I hate Casey bye"
"@SelectedAsh: @bluemuke ily for that"
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here's a cute little tweet thread for you. I was planning on something longer but I'm laying in bed typing this and I'm about to fall asleep any minute so this was all I could get myself to write at the moment lol.
thanks for being the greatest and continuing to read this. ily all.
(ps I changed my profile picture to one the one I got with Dan & Phil when I met them on Sunday, like go look at how precious they are in it. They are such angels.☺️)
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The Selected | Cashton [DISCONTINUED]
Fanfiction"You're a dude?" "I am." "Sweet, more unnecessary testosterone in this tour bus for the next two months." or Where Ashton is the lead singer of Calum's favorite band and the raven haired boy won a contest to go on tour with them.