To: Bobpunchezu@moocow.net
From: Moreepicthanyou@zmail.com
Subject: Bob is not a young lady's name.
Well first of all Bob I feel we have began a lovely friendship, so I feel that I can stop with the whole letter format. Secondly, what is wrong with your parents Bob is the name of a dude not a "beautiful" young lady like yourself. If I were your parent I would've given you a much nicer name such as, Imogene, Gertrude, or Lou. And NO I am not just taking the names of my best friends' grandparent's. Also I am FAR cooler than Daniel, again the kid is stocky for Pete's sake. He has no life and probably has never had a girlfriend before. I also doubt you've ever had a boyfriend, maybe I could set the two of you up. I mean what's better than a couple with a stocky dude and a scrawny girl? Oh and btw I'm taken I am happily dating Gilly who despite popular opinion is NOT a slut. Thank you. Btw I am the blonde haired guy who is extremely "cute". I sit in front of the hippie girl, you know the one who tells people she's fat because unicorns grow children inside of her. I sit behind Derek, you know the soccer player with, one ear, and the fake grey hair, and the three broken teeth? Anyway I got to go. -S'ban.
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Teen FictionHe is S'ban. She is Bobbie He found her email address on the floor of the creature's classroom. What did he do? Emailed it. Now follow through their hilarious conversation and learn about their oddball friends, and their fascinating lives.
