To: Bobpunchezu@moocow.net
From: moreepicthanyou@zmail.com
Subject: You're not invited
FIRST of all, I almost NEVER fall while skiing! And whenever I do I scream in a very MANLY tone!
You should have someone film you playing basketball, you know so I can see you getting hit with the basketball and squawking like a zombie peacock :)
Anywho, if you do hit me you'd get an ISS- because I saw you in the school play, and I am sure a dying peacock could give a more believable performance than you.
Now if I "accidentally" hit you with heavy objects, it really would look like an accident :) Not that I would do that ;)
I heard you and Derek were lab partners in Chemistry- I asked him to blow something up in your face- which you cannot do to him- since he only has one ear, he's considered disabled. Until next week when he gets a second one :)
We're having a party for his second ear- and as of right now you're not invited
See ya- wanna spill hot tea on ya
-S'ban
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