To: Moreepicthanyou@zmail.com
From: Bobpunchezu@moocow.net
Subject: Don't Think I'll Give Up This Easy
Yo S'ban,
Maybe you should check back at your past e-mails. You wrote Ginny, stupid. To let you know, I have 20/20 vision, and I know what a damn optometrist is. By the way, the story about killing the Queen of England was all sarcasm and a joke. It wasn't meant to be taken literally. Duh. Tomorrow I'll be sure to stop by during your class period to pick up work from Miss. Hitlear. So, I'll try to get another swing at you then =). I would never have gotten I.S.S. if you just stayed still, you bastard!
~Bob
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