I hope you're happy with Mr Green.

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To: bobpunchezu@moocow.net

From: moreepicthanyou@zmail.com

Subject: I hope you're happy with Mr. Green

Thanks for noticing my record :) AND ALL OF MY GIRLFRIENDS HAVE LASTED AT LEAST A WEEK SO HA!

But Gilly and I have been dating since the end of summer! FOUR MONTHS BITCH!

And you have a date? I didn't know the janitor was single! CONGRATS! :)

I hope you two are very happy together!

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