To: Bobpunchezu@moocow.net
From: Moreepicthanyou@zmail.com
Subject: Shrimp Puffs
I know, normal fruit punch rocks. Jussayin'
Thanks for filming my epic Gangham style, please put it on RedVid, so a talent agent could find it, get me famous so i could meet a bunch of epic famous people like Tim Tebow, Simon Cowell and Ed Sheeran.
I've seen Zoe's famous pictures. She left one in my locker saying it was my future. I threw it in a fire.
Yes my cousin is in jail. She has done very many illegal things.
B, as in Butt? Bitch? Beast? Just kidding, b for "best friend of Alex"
Oh yeah, Misha says she's gonna find you and drag you up onto stage and do a duet with you. Cammy and I can't wait to see it, film it, and put in on RedVid so you can also become famous.
By the way, it's not good to hate your family. You way grow far apart from them and start selling pot from the basement of the rejected art studio you'll live in
Oh, I see that Shane just went to the bathroom, he's probably vomiting.
Xavier and I just tried the shrimp puffs, they're good. You should try one, like right now. Or after you finish running away from Misha.
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