To: bobpunchezU@moocow.net
From: moreepicthanyou@zmail.com
Sibject: Don't you go insulting Gilly!
Woha- you went too far. Gilly is not a whore and I have statistics to prove it.
1. She has no condoms in her room- which means she is not sexually active.
2. She has 11 more PalPage pals than you.
3. Her posse claims that she is not a whore
4. She said that she loves me, and a whore is not capable of love.
SO HA! I WIN AS I ALWAYS DO!
Anywho, I hope when you decide to have children with Greeney the smell less like tomatos than he does. Maybe they'll smell like clams like you do!
-Your pal
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