Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give.
- Charles Caleb Colton
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.
- Harold Geneen
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
- Aristotle Onassis
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.
- Charles Dickens
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
- Steve Martin
A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.
- Anonymous
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
- Donald Trump
The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.
- Edith Wharton
Honesty is the recognition of the fact that the unreal is unreal and can have no value, that neither love nor fame nor cash is a value if obtained by fraud.
- Ayn Rand
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll be surprised at how little you have.
- Ernest Haskins
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
- George Bernard Shaw
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
- Henry Miller
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
- H. L. Mencken
Money is a good servant but a bad master.
- Anonymous
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.
- Horace
That some should be rich shows that others may become rich, and hence is just encouragement to industry and enterprise.
- Abraham Lincoln
Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.
- Kahlil Gibran
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
- Jane Austen
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
- Jonathan Swift
Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely.
- Thomas P. Murphy
He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more, He who loses faith, loses all.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
- Bob Hope
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.
- Plato
I think the person who takes a job in order to live – that is to say, for the money – has turned himself into a slave.
- Joseph Campbell
If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn’t be enough to go around.
- Christina Stead
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