"If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog."
"You look familar, have I threatened you before?"
"Am I perfect?" "Oh yes I am."
"Are you Jack Sparrow?" "There should be a captain in their somewhere."
"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream, thats how I get by."
"Your mad." "Thank godness. If I wasn't this'd probably never work."
"A wedding? I love weddings, drinks all around!"
" 'The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow' It has such a lovely ring to it..."
"I really hate that monkey."
"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing,Captain Jack Sparrow."
"Seeing as there two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols."
"Alas my children, you will always remember this as the day you almost caught CAPTAIN JACK- Ahhh!" *Jack falls*
Gillete: Idiot. No where to go but back to the noose.
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It's a Funny Story
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