It's a Funny Story

~~50 ways to annoy your parents!~~

1. Follow them around the house..everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Give yourself a swirly.
6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "The sun! It's dying!!"
7. Run into walls.
8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.
9. Have nervous spasms at random times.
10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
11. Pretend to worship a chair.
12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning sunshine!"
13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
14. Run in circles.
15. Recite a whole movie 3 times.
16. Pretend to beat yourself up.
17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
18. Slither everywhere.
19. Put Peeps in the microwave and watch them blow up. If you put the whole container in make sure that you remove the plastic first.
20. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. tell them you're making a fashion statement.
21. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.
22. Super glue your finger up your nose.(my favorite)
23. Talk to a pen.
24. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
25. Tell your younger sibling that he/she was born at the zoo in the monkey cage and that the reason that he/she was red in his/her baby picture is because he/she had an allergic reaction to the shaving cream the doctors used to shave all the monkey fur off of him/her.(that's what I did to my little sister and she totally beliebed me!)
26. Try and climb the wall.(another one of my favorites)
27. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.
28. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say your a lovely unicorn.
29. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"
30. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
31. Do what they actually tell you.
32. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "oh...I get it!"(love tis one!)
33. Eat your hair.
34. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.
35. Eat anything obviously not edible.
36. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.(attempt at own risk)
37. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.(I've actually done that before!)
38. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
39. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
40. Try and snorkle in your fish tank.
41. Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES!!!!!!"
42. Chase an imaginary tail.(totally fun!)
43. Demand that you want your own area code.(I have my own)
44. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
45. Pretend to be 346 years old.
46. Hang upside down in your closet.(my little sister does this ALL the time!)
47. Pretend to be a phone.
48. Try to swim in the floor.
49. Tap on their door all night.
50. When ever they ask you a Question ask them why?!
~~~Have fun and keep annoying your parents~~