I'm looking for a place to stay for the weekend because my wife kicked me out. For some reason she's mad at me. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting i should get it fixed. but, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, fishing, golfing, watching tv, you know important things
Finally She thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a pair of scissors. I watched silenty for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed hera toothbrush. "When you finsh cutting the grass." I said "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."
After that she just lost it and kicked me out!
Can you believe that?
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