Here is Chapter 25 and thanks for all of your continue support! :D
Percy Jackson has updated his status~
OK, so Piper is trying to kill me...this should be fun. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HERO OF OLYMPUS IS GOING TO DIE BY THE HAND OF AN APHRODITE GIRL!!!!!
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Athena: Well, you deserve it.
Percy Jackson: WTF did I do???
Athena: You stole my daughter
Demeter: Athena you now know how I feel.
Persephone: MOM! Let it go!
Demeter: NO. He stole you!
Hades: Excuse me but she is happy here. So get it through your thick cereal OBSESSED head!
Demeter: I am NOT obsessed with cereal.
Hades: yeah, right.
Athena: For once death breath has a point. You are obsessed Demeter.
Demeter: WTFH?! Athena why would you take HIS side?
Hades: because she is the goddess of wisdom
Hades: Therefore she is smart!
Dionysus: I just want all of y'all to stop having kids. I'm sick of having to deal with all your brats!
Percy Jackson: Does no one care that I'm going to be murdered?
Zeus: Well, you shouldn't have been meddling with my son's relationship.
Percy Jackson: I wasn't! I just said that Leo and Piper were with each other when someone asked me where the two were! That's IT!
Hephaestus: Well, he is like his old man you know...
Aphrodite: You aren't that old honey.
Hephaestus: well, I may not be to old but I show wear an tear.
Ares: I don't
Aphrodite: Oh, I know Arey ;)
Hephaestus: OK THAT'S IT! I'M DONE WITH YOU TWO HAVING AN OBVIOUS AFFAIR IN FRONT OF ME! STOP IT! NOW!
Aphrodite: Oh, it's just harmless fun honey.
Heaphestus: NO it's not. You married ME! not him. You are loyal to ME not him. You live with ME not him. I love you NOT he doesn't. You have been cheating on me to long. Pick Aphrodite. PICK!
~Aphrodite has logged off Facebook~
Heaphestus: Yep, just run off. Just like you always do when I tell you to pick. You can't even say you love me because you don't. I know you don't I understand a mortal affair every now and then, but what has been going on for thousands of years with my BROTHER none the less I'm sick and tired of it! Sick and tired!
Percy Jackson: Uh...
Ares: She doesn't want to hurt your little feelings Heppy. That's why she doesn't say who she really loves *cough* ME *cough* she puts up with YOU. So shut the ____ up!
Heaphestus: You wanna go? I'll kick you all the way to tarturus!
Ares: Bring it on!
Zeus: My son's won't be fighting. There isn't going to be ANY fights.
Hermes: But--
Zeus: NO buts. That is final
Hermes: hehe, you said butts, hehe
Zeus: -_______________________________-
Hermes: LOOK A WHALE!
Percy Jackson: You stole that from me and Leo
Travis&ConnorStoll: Don't you mean Stoll? ;)
Percy Jackson: -__-
Leo Valdez: LOOK A WHALE!
Percy Jackson: this is getting repetitive
Piper McLean: 7 days.
Percy Jackson: O-O i'm dead.
-Ares, Dionysus, Zeus, Kronos, and We Are The Monsters like this.
Percy Jackson: I'm not really dead you know.
Kronos: DIE!
Ares: DIE!
Dionusus: GET ME OUT OF THIS CAMP!
We Are The Monsters: LET US EAT YOU!
Zeus: die...
Poseidon the Awesome: YOU WANNA GO BROTHER YOU WANNA GO????
Artemis: Uncle Poseidon, stop it. You know just drop it. No one is going to kill Percy. Got that everyone NO ONE is going to KILL Perseus Jackson.
Ares: fine.
Dionusus: GET ME OUT OF THIS CAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zeus: yeah yeah yeah. Whatever.
Kronos: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE A PAINFUL HORRIBLY MUDILATING DEATH!
Artemis: well, hope you feel safer Percy.
Percy Jackson: Yeah, real safe...
Piper McLean: 7 days Percy. I'm giving you 7 days.
Percy Jackson: O.O
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