Leo Valdez updated his status~
Okay, it's impolite to walk in on someone when they are showering. It's GROSS to use the toilet WHILE they are still in the shower! AND IT'S JUST PLANE MEAN TO THEN TURN OF THE DUCKING LIGHTS!!!!!!!!! I MEAN COME ON!!!!!!! >:@ >.< ಠ_ಠ
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Percy Jackson: Oh don't worry, you'll get over it if you ever have to use the shower in the Hades' cabing -_-
Nico Di Angelo: I SAID I WAS SORRY!
Percy Jackson: YOU DIDN'T FLUSH MAN! YOU DIDN'T FLUSH! I SHOULD HAVE COME OUT AND PLUNGERED YOUR FACE!
Nico Di Angelo: I have a plunger?
Percy Jackson: -_-
Leo Valdez: Well what annoyed me was it wasn't even one of the Heaphestus kids!
Travis Stoll: LOL who was it?
Leo Valdez: YOU!
Travis Stoll: Oh yeah...Well I'm gonna go run for my life from Leo now, I'll talk to you guys later okay?
Percy Jackson: K dude
Nico Di Angelo: See ya in the underworld!
Rachel Dare posted a status on Percy Jackson's wall~
Whenever you do something stupid, just remember that Roman emperor Caligula waged a war on Neptune. He had his army march the beach and told them to start stabbing the water.
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Poseidon; I remember that guy...I hit him with a tsunami after that. It was a good laugh XD
Percy Jackson: Uh.............is this a dig at me being a son of Poseidon? or about me doing dumb things? Should I be like double insulted or is this supposed to make me feel better? I'M SO CONFUSED!
Nico posted a photo~
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Rachel Dare: Why is the cat on a towel rack?
Leo Valdez: Cat what are you doing? You are not a towel! You don't even like water! Get off of that!!!!!!
Percy Jackson: CAT DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE ELSE YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT. IT'S YOUR LIFE. DUCK THE SYSTEM YOU'RE SUCH AN INSPIRATION!
Nico Di Angelo: Cat. Don't listen to them you were born this way!
Annabeth Chase: That's not even a towel rack! It's like a pipe or something!
Percy Jackson: DON'T LISTEN PIPE! YOU CAN BE A TOWEL RACK IF YOU BELIEVE! YOU AND CAT CAN BE TOWEL AND TOWEL RACK BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. NOT LISTENING TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE!
Zeus updated his status~
DON 'T KEEP CALM
AND
DUCK THIS.
DUCK THAT.
DUCK YOU.
DUCK OFF.
-comments-
Poseidon: Well then!
Zeus: Well I told you I would post what I thought of hanging out with you :P
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Facebook (A Percy Jackson story) (Watty Award Winner 2013)
FanfictionJust random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and pl...
