Percy Jackson updated his status~
I'M SO FREAKING BOARD!!!!!!
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Annabeth Chase: *bored.
Percy Jackson; I KNEW YOU WOULD REPLY FIRST TO THAT!!!!!! HAHAHAHA DAT B BUNNY!
Annabeth Chase: ....wow...*that *is *funny? I think that's what you meant but you could have just been being weird...
Percy Jackson: So Annie, who you think da hacker b?
Annabeth Chase: *the *is and MY NAME IS ANNABETH! ANNABETH CHASE, GET IT THE DUCK RIGHT!
Percy Jackson: so who do you think it is?
Annabeth Chase: Honestly I don't care.
Percy Jackson: *gasps* Annabeth!
Annabeth Chase: What?
Percy Jackson: How can you not care?!
Annabeth Chase: B/c it hasn't hacked me
Percy Jackson: *because, and you should he/she could at any moment!
Zeus updated his status~
Aphrodite is soooo hawt!!!!!!
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Ares: YEP! And she is mine!
Hephaestus: 1) THAT'S MY WIFE! ZEUS/ARES 2) YOU'RE MY BROTHER AND FATHER 3) She is a woman who should be respected and 4) SHE IS MINE! NOT YOU'RES ARES!
Zeus: yeah, but dude she is so hawt and like she flaunts it!
Heaphestus: DAD!
Poseidon: Dude, everyone has dated your wife, just get over it.
Heaphestus: what are you talking about?
Poseidon: who has 'dated' Aphrodite?
Ares: Well, me of course!
Hermes: Sorry dude...
Eros: Hey dad!
Hermes: Hey Eros
Dionysus: Same here! sorry Heaphy, you should keep her on a leash
Nerties: Haha! I was #1
Zeus: Actually I attempted first
Nerties: Yeah but she ran away from you, said you were too dumb for her liking
Poseidon: Nertie's you got turned into a crab for not leaving with her, and yeah sorry dude but yeah we dated for a bit...and had two daughters together...
Heaphestus: ....DUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER DUCKERS I HATE ALL OF YOU! IF YOU COULDN'T TELL ME THEN THAT WHEN YOU DUCKING DID IT I WOULD HAVE TORTURED YOU FOR ONE YEAR NOW I'M GONNA THROW YOU INTO THE DEEPEST VOLCANO AND PUT A LID ON IT SO YOU ARE BURNING TO DEATH FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ares: You think he's mad?
Poseidon: ...dude....Ares I knew you were dumb but....wow....just wow...
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Facebook (A Percy Jackson story) (Watty Award Winner 2013)
FanfictionJust random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and pl...
